Goa's Hidden Gem: Nature Hives Ashirwad Bldg - Unbelievable!
Goa's Hidden Gem: Nature Hives Ashirwad Bldg - Unbelievable! - My Chaotic Confession
Okay, folks, buckle up. I've just crawled out of a whirlwind of chillaxation and Goan sunshine at Nature Hives Ashirwad Bldg, and I’m here to give you the REAL lowdown. Forget those polished, picture-perfect reviews. This is coming straight from the heart… and the remnants of a delicious vindaloo.
Accessibility: The Good, The Maybe, and The "Let's Talk About It"
Let’s start with the nitty-gritty. I hate writing this part, it feels so…obligatory. But for everyone, including myself, who needs to know, Accessibility is important. Now, while Nature Hives has an elevator, which is a HUGE win (especially after those vindaloos!), I wouldn’t exactly call it a fully wheelchair-accessible paradise. There are facilities for disabled guests, but I’d recommend you call ahead and get the specifics. My impression is that they try, bless their hearts, but maybe haven't gone full-on, gold-star accessible.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: I can't say for sure.
Internet: Wi-Fi Wonderland (Mostly!)
Okay, so this is where things get interesting. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Hallelujah! God bless the internet gods! But…and there's always a but, right? The signal in my room was a bit…temperamental. Sometimes blazing fast, sometimes like watching paint dry. Don’t get me wrong, it's there, which is a HUGE win. But don’t expect to stream 4K movies all day (unless you have incredible patience). Internet [LAN] is also available, so if you absolutely need a stable connection, you can try that. Wi-Fi in public areas was generally pretty solid. Bottom line? Pack your patience, and embrace the occasional digital detox. And while we're at it, let's praise the Internet services they offer.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: My Mind Was Blown…Literally.
This is where Nature Hives REALLY shines. Forget just “relaxing”; this place wants to melt you.
- Pool with view: The main attraction. I swear, I spent half my waking hours there, staring out at the Goan lushness, feeling the sun on my skin. It was pure, unadulterated bliss. Seriously, the Pool with view is a major selling point.
- Spa/sauna/steamroom: The staff led me into the Spa/sauna, and I was convinced I'd achieved nirvana… until I saw the Steamroom. Pure bliss.
- Massage: I'm not a spa-guy, but I'm a convert. I had a massage that left me feeling like a limp noodle in the best possible way. The Body scrub and Body wrap are on offer too, but honestly, I was so relaxed after the massage, I could barely move, so… pass.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Secure
In today's world, this is paramount. Nature Hives scores big here. They’re clearly taking hygiene seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Rooms sanitized between stays… it's reassuring. They have Hand sanitizer. The staff is trained in safety protocol, and you feel like you’re in safe hands.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Coma Incoming!
Oh, the food. Prepare to loosen your belt.
- Restaurants… You’ve got options galore, including Buffet in restaurant, and A la carte in restaurant.
- Room service [24-hour]: I'm a sucker for late-night room service, and their options were fantastic.
- Restaurants. So many!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Always!
My Recommendation: Don't hesitate to dig in.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things that Matter
Nature Hives has thought of practically everything. The concierge was super helpful, Daily housekeeping keeps things spotless. They have a Convenience store, etc. Bonus points for the Air conditioning in public areas and Air conditioning in rooms. And the Car park [free of charge], is a lifesaver. I spent a solid two days exploring.
For the Kids: Family Friendly
I didn’t bring any kids, but it felt Family/child friendly. Babysitting service Kids facilities
Available in All Rooms: Home Away From Home
Where do I begin? Air conditioning as a given, a damn Air conditioning and amazing bed to melt into. The Seating area was perfect for an afternoon of tea or reading. Complimentary tea and Free bottled water. They thought of it all. The Mirror was a great help during getting ready.
Okay, Here's My Honest-to-God Verdict
Nature Hives Ashirwad Bldg isn't without its quirks (the wonky Wi-Fi, for instance), but it's a truly special place. It's got that perfect blend of relaxation, delicious food, amazing pool, and genuine, warm hospitality. It's a place where you can actually unwind, let your hair down, and just be.
My Quirky Anecdote: One afternoon, after a particularly intense session in the sauna, I wandered into the Snack bar. The bartender, a grinning fellow named Rohan, handed me a fresh lime soda and said, "Welcome to paradise, sir." He wasn't wrong.
Now, for the Pitch - The Offer You Can't Refuse
Tired of the Ordinary? Craving Goan Bliss? Book Your Escape Today!
Nature Hives Ashirwad Bldg offers an unparalleled Goan experience. Imagine:
- Waking up to Breakfast [buffet]
- Soaking up the sun by the Pool with view
- Indulging in a rejuvenating Massage.
- Staying in touch with the world with the Free Wi-Fi, or turning off to enjoy the rest.
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- Book a three-night stay and receive a complimentary welcome drink upon arrival, a discount on spa treatments
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Escape to Paradise: Le Colombare's Italian Luxury Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a Goa trip with all the chaotic glory of a monsoon-soaked beach shack. My HQ? Nature Hives Ashirwad Bldg, Goa, India. And let me tell you, just the thought of it has me simultaneously buzzing with excitement and sweating enough to hydrate a small village. Here goes:
The Goa Gauntlet: A Week of Sun, Sand, and Slightly Questionable Life Choices (In No Particular Order)
(Day 1: Arrival - Or, the Art of Failing Gracefully at Airport Navigation)
Morning (Let's be honest, more like VERY late morning): Touchdown in Goa. Oh, the humidity! It hits you like a warm, salty hug. I emerge from the airport, feeling roughly 60% hungover (from the pre-trip excitement, obviously). Right away, I realize India and I are not speaking the same language when it comes to taxi apps. I'm staring at my phone, looking about as savvy as a goldfish trying to operate a space shuttle. After an eternity of confused button-mashing and pleading with the Wi-Fi gods, I finally hail a ride. The driver, a man who seems to have mastered the art of driving with one hand while simultaneously conducting a philosophical debate with himself about the meaning of life, gets me to the Nature Hives. Bless him.
Afternoon: Check in. The place is charming in a slightly dilapidated, "rustic chic" sort of way. The room? Small. The AC? Praying it works. The balcony? Beautiful. I immediately unpack (read: toss my stuff on the bed) and then promptly collapse for a nap. Jet lag is a beast, my friends.
Evening: Explore. Wandering down to the beach. The sand is hot. The waves crash. I spot not one, but TWO stray adorable dogs who seem to actually enjoy me. A small win. I end up eating some street food. The samosas are EPIC. The chili sauce? OMG. I may or may not have snuck another one later.
(Day 2: Beach Bliss and the Great Mosquito Massacre of '24)
- Morning: Up (relatively early) for sunrise on the beach. I'm a sucker for a good sunrise, especially when it's accompanied by the gentle murmur of the ocean. It was glorious.
- Afternoon: The sun is relentless now. I find a beach shack and park myself under a parasol, armed with a book and a mango lassi. Pure bliss. Except…the mosquitoes. They descend. It's like a plague. I emerge, covered in bites, feeling like a walking pin cushion. I'm also pretty sure I’m now a mosquito's favorite meal.
- Evening: Dinner and live music at a nearby shack. The food is delicious, the music is catchy, and I'm starting to feel a little tipsy. I dance. I make friends with a group of Australians. One of them tells me a story involving a rogue coconut and a near-death experience. I'm almost sure they're exaggerating…almost.
(Day 3: History, Holy Cows, and the Absolute Disaster of Renting a Scooter)
- Morning: Cultural immersion! I attempt a visit to Old Goa—basilicas and churches. It turned out to be pretty incredible. I was completely mesmerized by the architecture, the history. But honestly, you just can't avoid the heat.
- Afternoon: The scooter. Oh, sweet, naive me. I thought, "How hard can it be?" Answer: VERY. I spend the next hour wobbling down the road, nearly colliding with a holy cow (apparently, disrespecting the cows is a big NO-NO). I swear, those cows are judging me.
- Evening: I give the scooter back (alive!), after only one minor near-death experience. I console myself with a massive plate of Goan fish curry. The perfect cure for a scooter-induced existential crisis.
(Day 4: Diving Deep into the Soul of Goa (and into a Pool That’s Definitely Been Over-Chlorinated)
- Morning: I take a deep breath and decide to embrace the chaos. Today, I'm going to try something new: Water Sports at the beach! This is my first time in the sea like this. I will say I am feeling nervous but I also have a lot of excitement.
- Afternoon: Time for lunch, the restaurant is near the beach, the fish and the food is amazing!
- Evening: After everything, the beach is a perfect place to watch the sunset. The sight is really something.
(Day 5: Spices, Serenity, and Sinking My Teeth Into a Perfect Prawn)
- Morning: Spice plantation tour. The guide is a wealth of knowledge. Everything smells amazing. I even learn about the many uses of turmeric (spoiler alert: it's more than just for curry). I buy far too many spices. My suitcase is going to smell like a masala factory.
- Afternoon: Yoga! I find a quiet retreat. I realize quickly that my flexibility is not up to par when it comes to poses. But, by the end of the session, I feel lighter, more centered. Pure bliss.
- Evening: I treat myself to an incredible seafood dinner. And the prawns? Perfectly grilled, bursting with flavor. Seriously, it was a religious experience. I savor every bite, thinking, "This is what life's all about."
(Day 6: The Market, the Mayhem, and the Quest for the Perfect Souvenir)
- Morning: I hit the local market! I am overwhelmed. It's a glorious cacophony of sights, sounds, and smells. I navigate the crowds, bartering for souvenirs (I'm not a natural negotiator, but I try).
- Afternoon: Beach time again. It's gotten easier, but I still have a lot to learn.
- Evening: Farewell dinner at a restaurant that is a little upscale than the previous. I reflect on the week. I've laughed, I've cried (mostly from the mosquito bites), I've eaten my weight in delicious food. Goa, you've been a whirlwind.
(Day 7: Departure - Or, the Great Packing Purge and the Sadness of Leaving)
- Morning: The dreaded packing. How do I fit everything in? I find myself staring at my suitcase, contemplating whether I can wear all my clothes at once.
- Afternoon: Last-minute beach stroll. One last mango lassi. A final, lingering look at the ocean.
- Evening: Back to the airport. I leave with a heart full of memories and a suitcase full of spices. Goa, you were a trip. And I already can’t wait to do it all again.
Postscript:
This isn't a perfectly planned itinerary. It's a messy, beautiful, chaotic reflection of a week in Goa. It's a reminder that the best travel memories are made when you embrace the unexpected, laugh at the mistakes, and let yourself be completely present in the moment. And maybe, just maybe, remember to pack a serious arsenal of mosquito repellent.
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Nature Hives Ashirwad Bldg - Unbelievable! Okay, Let's Get Real...
So, "Unbelievable!"... What's the deal? Is it a scam, or am I about to be blown away?
Okay, let's rip off the band-aid: "Unbelievable" is, well, *maybe* a tad hyperbolic. It's not like you're teleporting to another dimension. BUT! It IS seriously cool. Think: a total escape. I went expecting... well, honestly, a slightly overpriced Airbnb in Goa. I got, and I am not kidding, a SERIOUS vibe check. The actual building, Ashirwad (that's the important part), is a bit... rustic. Let's call it "charming with character." Don't expect pristine, Instagram-ready minimalism. Expect… well, *life*. There’s dust! There are bugs! OMG, there were SO MANY COCONUT TREES! But that's part of the charm. It's REAL Goa, even if it’s slightly… *refined* Goa. So, not a scam, definitely. But 'Unbelievable' might be a little over the top unless you're easily amazed by genuine, unpretentious beauty. I kind of am. So yeah, maybe it IS unbelievable. (I'm hedging, I know, but that's the truth!).
Where *exactly* is this mystical place? I've heard Goa, but... specifics?
Alright, pinpoint-accuracy time! Ashirwad Building is tucked away in... honestly, I'm a little fuzzy on the exact village name. Let's just say it’s NOT in the heart of the party scene. Thank GOD. It's inland, a little bit off the beaten track. Think: lush greenery, quiet roads, maybe a cow or two wandering by. GPS will be your friend, but even then, I swear I got a little lost trying to find it. (My navigation skills are legendary… in a bad way.) It's the kind of place where the directions include landmarks like "turn left by the old banyan tree" (and you're like, "Which ONE?!" because, hello, Goa!). The point is, it's a haven from the craziness. Be prepared for a slow, meandering drive. That's part of the experience, honestly. Embrace the unexpected detours. It will be worth it.
The "Nature Hives" part... what does *that* even mean? Is it a bee farm? (Because I'm kinda allergic…)
Hahaha, no, no bees. (Phew, for you! and me.) "Nature Hives" is their... *brand*. It's the whole rustic-chic-eco-friendly vibe they're going for. Think: natural materials, sustainability (they try!), chill vibes. It's less about actually *being* a hive, more about *feeling* like you're nestled in nature. Okay fine, there were a few mozzies. But the place makes you feel connected to the earth in a way I didn't know I wanted. It’s not pretentious, which is a huge bonus. It’s a vibe, man. A good vibe.
The Rooms: Are they actually any good? Give it to me straight!
Okay, the rooms. This is where things get… interesting. And by interesting, I mean, it depends on your expectations. My room? It was clean. It had a balcony overlooking… wait for it… coconut trees! (Goa, remember?). The bed was comfy enough, the bathroom was functional (and thankfully, didn’t have any unexpected visitors... too many of them anyway!). The décor is… let's say "rustic and charmingly imperfect." Think: exposed brick, wood furniture, maybe a slightly wonky door. The one hiccup? The AC unit sounded like a dying dinosaur. I mean, it rattled! I’m a light sleeper, and I thought I was going to lose it! I eventually got used to it, or maybe I just passed out from exhaustion. But overall? Better than a soulless hotel room, hands down. It felt… real. It felt like staying in someone's actual home, not a sterile hotel. This isn’t the Four Seasons; it's Goa, baby! Embrace it.
Food! Tell me about the food! Is it incredible? Should I pack my emergency snacks?
The food… Ah, the food. This is where things go from good to *really* good. They offer a limited menu, but everything I had was AMAZING. I swear they use magic spices or something. I am not a morning person, BUT the breakfasts… OMG. Fresh fruit, amazing coffee, and some kind of Goan bread that I still dream about. Seriously, I'm drooling just thinking about it. Lunch and dinner were equally delicious, with a focus on fresh, local ingredients. They cater to your preferences. I'm vegetarian, and I was in heaven. They can also accommodate other dietary needs – just let them know in advance. My advice? Don't pack emergency snacks unless you're truly a hangry monster. Trust me, you won't need them. Prepare to loosen your belt a notch or two. You'll be thanking me later.
What's the vibe like? Is it chill? Is it loud? Is there a pool? Is it Yoga-y?
The vibe? CHILL. Extremely chill. Think: lounging in a hammock (yes, there are hammocks!), reading a book, listening to birdsong. There's no pool – which, honestly, is fine. You're in Goa! Go to the beach! No loud music blaring (thank GOD). It's a place to unwind, disconnect, and actually… relax. Yes, there might be some yoga happening. I saw people doing sun salutations on the lawn. But it’s not forced. It's not a "yoga retreat" that will force you to do things. If you want to join, great! If you want to nap, that’s also great. The staff is super friendly and helpful, but not in an intrusive way. They’re there if you need them, but mostly they're leaving you to enjoy the peace. It's the kind of place where you can actually hear yourself think. And in today's world, that's priceless.
Annoyances or Downsides? Spill the tea! (Or Chai, in this case…)
Okay, okay, let's be real. Nothing's perfect. Here's the less-than-perfect side: * **Mosquitoes**: Bring bug spray. Seriously. * **Power outages**: They happen. Be prepared (maybe pack a flashlight) * **The AC**: As discussed, the old AC unit in my room was a disaster. * **Getting there**: Depending on where you're coming from, the drive can be a bit long. Factor that into your plan. * **Not exactly rocking nightlife nearby:** If you're looking for a party, this isn't your spot. Go to Calangute, I guess? But then, why are you going to Nature Hives in the first place? BUT... These are minor quibblesHotel Search Today
