Etania Davos: Switzerland's Hidden Gem? (You Won't Believe This!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups! Because we're about to dive headfirst into the… well, "Hidden Gem" of Davos, Switzerland: Etania Davos! (And honestly? You might believe this review by the end, or you might think I've been at the fondue a little too long.)
First things first: Accessibility. This is HUGE for me. My travel buddy uses a wheelchair, and let's be real, navigating Switzerland can be a nightmare of cobblestones and impossible climbs. Etania Davos? Solid. They’ve got facilities for disabled guests, and an elevator, which immediately scores them points. Now, the website mentions wheelchair accessibility, but I always take that with a grain of Swiss salt. I’ll need to dig into the specifics. But the fact that they're even thinking about it is a good sign. Accessibility, Accessibility, Accessibility.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: This is key! Let’s be real, sometimes you just want to grab a bite without having to wrestle your way through a crowded street. I'll circle back here and find out more on this. For now, a big question mark.
Internet, Oh Internet, How I Love Thee!
Okay, let’s talk internet. In this day and age, slow internet is a deal-breaker. Forget dial-up! We're living in the future, people! Thankfully, Etania Davos seems to get it with Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Praise be! AND Wi-Fi in public areas too! I'm envisioning myself, laptop in hand, sipping a coffee in a sun-drenched lounge, cranking out this amazing review. Plus, there’s Internet [LAN] which is FANTASTIC for those times when you need that super-reliable connection. And they offer Internet services, which is vague but promising. So, connectivity gets a big, fat thumbs up.
Spa-tastic Bliss (and Maybe Mild Disappointment)
Now, the good stuff: the Spa! The website lists everything from a Body scrub and Body wrap to a Sauna and Steamroom. Oh, and don't forget the Massage and Spa. My aching muscles are already rejoicing! I'm picturing myself, cocooned in a fluffy bathrobe, blissfully horizontal. But, let me be a Debbie Downer for a second… the promise of a Pool with view has me picturing a stunning mountain vista. But is it truly a breathtaking, jaw-dropping view or something that's "okay"? I need to know.
Fitness Frenzy (or Maybe Just a Gentle Stretch)
If I'm feeling industrious (unlikely, after all that spa-ing), there's a Fitness center and a Gym/fitness. I’ll probably just peek in and judge the equipment. I'm more of a "walking around town" kind of fitness person, but it’s good to have options.
Cleanliness and Safety… the New Normal
Okay, Covid-19 has changed EVERYTHING. Etania Davos seems to be taking things seriously, with Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment. The list goes on and on. I LOVE IT. Seriously, this is what I want to hear. It gives me peace of mind. It's not like I'm expecting them to wear hazmat suits, but knowing they're taking this seriously is a huge plus.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Let's Get Feed!
This is where things get interesting. It seems like a foodie paradise. There are Restaurants, including a Vegetarian restaurant option (score!), Asian cuisine in restaurant, and International cuisine in restaurant, with a Buffet in restaurant. A Poolside bar is calling my name. And there's room service! Room service [24-hour]!!! Now that's living! I'm picturing myself ordering a late-night snack of some kind of… Salad in restaurant. Or maybe Soup in restaurant! With some Bottle of water. And a sneaky little Happy hour cocktail. But it is important to note of a few more important options: Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Snack bar, and Western cuisine in restaurant. I have heard that A la carte in restaurant is also a very good option here.
Services and Conveniences – Because Life Should Be Easy
Etania Davos goes above and beyond. They offer everything from a Concierge and Daily housekeeping to Dry cleaning and Laundry service. Seriously? Dry cleaning and Laundry service? My travel-weary soul is already sighing with relief. Other things you might need: Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange. Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, On-site event hosting, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
For the Kids (and the Kid in Me):
Babysitting service and Family/child friendly rooms are available. I'll assume the rooms include a Kids meal.
Getting Around… More Importantly, Getting There!
They offer Airport transfer and Taxi service. I'm also a sucker for a good Car park [free of charge] and Valet parking. I haven't been to the resort just yet, but I am excited.
Oh, the Rooms! (and the Little Extras That Matter)
Okay, this is where everything really falls into place! The rooms – oh, the rooms! - have Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, and Wake-up service. I am sold.
Safety and Security – Because Peace of Mind is Priceless
They have CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Security (which is always nice!). Also there is the Smoke alarms and the Soundproof rooms, which are amazing.
My Quirkiness and My Anecdote:
My biggest obsession? The Balcony! Give me a balcony with a view, and I'm in heaven. Morning coffee? Balcony. Evening wine? Balcony. Contemplating the meaning of life? You guessed it: balcony. I'll have to reach out to a contact and find out.
Also, I need to know if they have Couple's room, because it will be me and my SO! I am excited for us to have a trip!
The Big Question: Hidden Gem?
So, is Etania Davos a "Hidden Gem"? Honestly, from what I've seen, it's promising. They've got the basics down pat: accessibility, good internet, safety precautions, and a spa. The dining options sound amazing. Let's be honest, no hotel is perfect. I suspect there will be a quirky detail here and there. A slightly grumpy waiter. A view that doesn't quite live up to the hype. But hey, that's life! That's travel! And that's what makes it fun.
My HUGE Offer (For You!)
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- 15% off your entire stay!
- A complimentary spa treatment (your choice!).
- A bottle of local Swiss wine upon arrival (because, Switzerland!).
- Free upgrade to a room with a balcony (subject to availability, but I'll personally put in a good word with the hotel!).
- Priority access to the "Pool with view" (because, views!).
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's pristine, perfectly-planned itinerary. This is Davos, Switzerland, through the eyes of someone who, let's just say, appreciates a good cheese fondue and a slightly chaotic travel experience. This is going to be messy, real, and hopefully, hilarious to read.
Etania Davos: My (Possibly Disastrous) Swiss Adventure
Day 1: Arrival - And Immediately Questioning My Life Choices (in a Good Way)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Ugh, the flight. Let's just say I saw the inside of my eyelids for the majority of the journey. Woke up to a view of snow-capped mountains in Zurich and I had to pinch myself, "am I really here" I hope the luggage arrives, it has my lucky hiking socks.
- Mid-Morning (9:30 AM): Train to Davos. Okay, Swiss efficiency is… a thing. The train was on time. Spotless. Even the wildflowers in the window boxes outside the station were perfectly placed. Honestly, it was a bit unnerving. Reminds me of a movie with a perfectly planned ending. I don't think I will survive this trip.
- Late Morning (11:00 AM): Arrive at the Chalet. "Le Petit Chalet" - sounds cute. Turns out it's…tiny. Charming, mind you, with a roaring fireplace and a view that could melt glaciers (and possibly my heart), but tiny. I stumble over the door. Okay, a little chaotic is what I need.
- Lunchtime (12:30 PM): Found a little bistro in town "Bistro Bergfrieden". Holy. Moly. The fondue. I mean, it was a religious experience. I literally closed my eyes and moaned audibly. The waiter (a burly Swiss guy with a twinkle in his eye) just chuckled and refilled my wine glass. This is why I came.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Walk around town. It's… posh. Like, the kind of posh where everyone looks like they're either about to ski or conquer global finance. I feel like a slightly bewildered hobbit. Did I pack the right outfits? Do I even have the right outfits?
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Found a local shop, "Käseparadies" (Cheese Paradise!). Spent an embarrassing amount of time choosing FOUR different varieties of cheese. I could smell it all from within the shop and as I walked around the store. I may or may not have bought a cheese grater shaped like a cow. Judge me.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Back at the Petit Chalet. Fire lit, cheese unwrapped, and a bottle of Swiss wine. This is the life. This is the reason I put up with everything.
Day 2: Skiing…or, More Accurately, Attempting to Ski (and Almost Dying from Laughter)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Breakfast. Stumbled over to the restaurant after a long night and I am not sure if I was the right age bracket here. The restaurant was full of old people and I couldn't stop laughing, nor could I stop the memories from last night.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): Ski school. Oh. Dear. God. My instructor, a woman named Ingrid with a perpetually frosty face and a voice like a drill sergeant, was not amused by my lack of coordination. Or my constant stream of self-deprecating jokes. I spent the first hour mostly on my rear end.
- Lunchtime (12:30 PM): Ate the sandwich I made just to be cheap.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): More skiing. Or, rather, more falling. I think I'm going to develop permanent bruises. At one point, I saw a small child effortlessly glide past me. I almost cried. I didn't cry, though. I just laughed. Then, I found myself on the mountain alone and scared.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Gave up on skiing. Decided to take the gondola to the top of Parsenn. The view was… breathtaking. Seriously, I think I actually gasped. The snow-capped peaks, the crisp air, the vast expanse of white. It's like I was watching an impossible beauty of the world.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dressed up and went to another restaurant. I had a glass of champagne and chatted with a group of people. Turns out, they were all seasoned skiers. I felt like I was walking straight into a movie.
Day 3: Hiking: Triumph and Trauma (and More Cheese)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Hike! Finally something I can do. Chose a trail "Rinerhorn Trail". The climb was hard. I think I may have miscalculated my fitness level. I was practically crawling by the end, but the views were gorgeous.
- Lunchtime (12:00 PM): Packed a picnic. I ate some cheese, bread, and apples. It was perfect and I felt like I deserved the food.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Went to the spa. This was the best decision of my life and I got a massage and felt like a new person.
- Evening (7:00 PM): The fondue at my Chalet. I added more cheese. I ate everything. I am not even ashamed. I think I reached cheese nirvana. I am not sure I can go home. So much cheese.
Day 4: Farewell (Maybe?)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Last day. I went to the local shop to grab some cheese.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): Packing. Crying. The Swiss chocolates. The cheese. The views. I don't want to leave…but I must.
- Late-Morning (11:00 AM): Final stroll through Davos. One last breath of mountain air. And another, giant, last look at the mountains.
- Lunchtime (12:00 PM): Stumbled into a little cafe. Ordered some chocolate milk and a pastry.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Trudge to the train station.
- Late Afternoon (3:00 PM): On the train. Looking out the window and reflecting on this trip. I can't wait to come back.
Final Thoughts:
Davos, you were a rollercoaster. A beautiful, cheesy, sometimes terrifying rollercoaster. You challenged me, humbled me, and made me laugh until my sides hurt. I'm leaving you with a slightly bruised ego, a slightly rounder belly, and a whole lot of memories. But I'll be back. Oh, yes, I'll be back. And next time, I'm taking a cheese-making class. And maybe, just maybe, learning how to ski. Or at least, learning how to fall gracefully. Maybe. Probably not.
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Etania Davos: Switzerland's Hidden Gem? (You Won't Believe This!) - My Brain Dump of FAQs
Okay, *Seriously*, What's Etania Davos? Is It Like... Real?
So, You Got *Into* Etania? Spill the Tea! How?!
What's Actually *In* Etania Davos? Is It a Secret Bank? Aliens? Tell Me!
Did You Eat the Food?! Was It Weird? Expensive? Did You See Any Alpaca-Related Things?
Okay, The People. Tell Me About The People! Were They Snobby? What Did They *DO* All Day?
You Mentioned a Library. You Went In, Right?! What Books? What Did You *See*?
So, What's the *Vibe*? Is Etania Davos Good? Bad? Should We Try to Go?
Did Anything *Actually* Happen? Or Was It Just a Weird Daydream?
