Johor Bahru's BEST View: 32nd Floor 3BR Oasis w/ Bathtub!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a chaotic yet hopefully insightful review of… well, let's just call it "The Place" for now. Forget perfectly polished brochures; we're talking real-life, messy, human experience. And trust me, this place had a lot of experience to offer.
First Impressions & The Accessibility Angle - Not Always Smooth Sailing (Literally)
So, "The Place"… it's got a name, but let's be real, the overall vibe screamed "luxury" with a side of "possible logistical nightmare." Let's start with the accessibility angle, 'cause, you know, that's important.
- Wheelchair Accessible: They claim to be. I’m a quick test, so I'll just say, I wasn’t using a chair at the time but I saw a few spots that gave off a heavy "could be tricky" vibe. Ramps were present, but the layout…let’s just say it wasn’t the most intuitive. Narrow hallways? Check. Tight turns? Check. My advice? Call ahead and ask for specific details and perhaps get a room close to the elevators.
- Elevator: Yes, thank goodness. But be prepared for a slight wait during peak hours.
- Facilities for disabled guests: (I saw a few hints of ramps, but I honestly couldn’t navigate the full area to confirm)
- General note: Overall? A solid, but not perfect.
The Internet Saga: When Wi-Fi Becomes a Love-Hate Affair
Okay, let's talk internet. Because in today's world, a wonky Wi-Fi signal is practically a crime against humanity. Thankfully, supposedly "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" was a perk. The reality? Well, let's just say my deadline for an important email became intimately acquainted with the loading symbol.
- Internet Access: (Yes, the basic is there)
- Internet [LAN]: (Yes, but good luck finding the port, lol)
- Internet Services: (It depends, the speed is erratic)
- Wi-Fi in public areas: (Yes, but be prepared for a potential struggle.)
Cleanliness & Safety: The Sanitizing Symphony (and a Little Doubt)
Now, post-pandemic world, cleanliness is everything. I will say, "The Place" tries— bless their cotton socks.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: (Probably)
- Daily disinfection in common areas: (They were spraying things, so, yes)
- Hand sanitizer: (Everywhere)
- Room sanitization opt-out available: (That's a nice option)
- Rooms sanitized between stays: (They claimed it)
- Safe dining setup: (We'll get to the dining chaos later.)
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: (Seemed fine)
- Staff trained in safety protocol: (I saw a few masks, so probably)
- Sterilizing equipment: (I saw a few machines, seems promising)
Eating, Drinking, and the Occasional Existential Crisis
Alright, let's get to the good stuff: food and booze. This is where things start to get interesting.
- Restaurants: Plural! I believe it!
- Bar: Yep!
- Poolside bar: Ah, the promise of cocktails with a view…
- Coffee shop: (Yep)
- Breakfast [buffet]: (The buffet was the best part - good coffee, so many choices!)
- Room service [24-hour]: (Awesome to have)
- Asian Cuisine, Western Cuisine, and more (varied menu of options)
Here's the thing about the dining experience… (A Deep Dive)
Okay, so the buffet was a WIN. But… one night I tried the "fancy" restaurant. Let’s call it “The Gilded Spoon.” I ordered this beautifully presented plate of…what was supposed to be a gourmet salad, I didn’t know! The salad arrive at the table, then after several seconds after the waiter set the dishes on the table, I noticed a tiny, almost imperceptible, creature crawling on a lettuce leaf. The waiter noticed, and I swear it was like he’d just been asked to disarm a bomb. Total mortification, and a scramble to replace the dish. Let's just say, the experience left me with a lingering suspicion about the hygiene of the hidden areas of the kitchen.
- A la carte in restaurant: Fine but…
- Alternative meal arrangement: (Yes, but I couldn't be sure, so ask for details)
Things to Do (Or, Why I Might Need a Vacation After My Vacation)
- Things to do: (They had a bunch)
- Ways to relax: (There were a few options.)
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool: (Yes, yes, all that is available!)
- Pool with view: (Yes, it was beautiful)
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: (They had a basic gym)
The wellness part was nice - if you can get into the mood, and time it correctly. I did the spa thing. And it was… well, it was a good experience. The massage therapist was amazing (worth the price alone).
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag of Blessings and Blunders
This is where "The Place" tried to win you over.
- Air conditioning in public area: (Essential. Absolutely.)
- Concierge: (Helpful, but sometimes hard to find.)
- Currency exchange: (Handy)
- Daily housekeeping: (Reliable, which is a bonus in my experiences)
- Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Laundry service: (Yessss. Thank you.)
- Luggage storage: (Check)
- Cash withdrawal, Convenience store, Gift/souvenir shop: (Yup, yup, and yup.)
For the Kids: Family-Friendly…ish
- Babysitting service: (Available, if you remember to book ahead.)
- Family/child friendly: (They try)
- Kids facilities, Kids meal: (There are some, you feel it is good)
The Rooms: The Sanctuary…or Not?
Let's get to the actual, you know, room.
- Available in all rooms: (Yes)
- Additional toilet: (I did! and it was a plus.)
- Air conditioning: (Crucial. Always.)
- Bathtub, Separate shower/bathtub: (Big win!)
- Bathroom phone: (Are those even still a thing?)
- Blackout curtains: (Saved me from the early mornings!)
- Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea: (Essential. Especially after the Wi-Fi drama.)
- Daily housekeeping: (The best!)
- Desk, Laptop workspace: (Good for writing the great American novel… or just checking emails.)
- Extra long bed: (Nice touch!)
- Free bottled water: (Always appreciated.)
The Room's Imperfections
Here comes the truth time! The room decoration was pretty, but don't look too closely. There might the minor imperfections on the wallpaper, or a scuff mark here and there. The soundproofing also wasn't perfect. I could occasionally hear muffled conversations from the hallway.
- Soundproofing: (Not the best at times)
- Room decorations: (Quite nice, but the devil is in the dirty details)
Getting Around: Navigating the Maze
- Airport transfer: (They have it)
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking: (Options)
- Taxi service: (Available)
The Verdict: Should You Stay?
So, would I recommend "The Place"? Honestly… it depends.
Pros:
- Great location (depending on what you want)
- Good restaurant options (beware the salad)
- Nice spa (if you book it right)
- Generally friendly staff (despite the occasional chaos)
- Awesome breakfast.
- The free water bottles!
Cons:
- Wi-Fi woes
- Accessibility could be better.
- It leans towards a bit… chaotic.
- The occasional surprise in the kitchen.
My Final Word:
If you're looking for a flawlessly polished, ultra-smooth experience, maybe look elsewhere. But, if you're after a place with character, a few genuine smiles, and the chance to tell a few good stories, then "The Place" might be worth a shot. Just pack a good book (or two) for the Wi-Fi dead zones, and maybe a very sharp pair of eyes for the salad bar.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we are about to embark on a trip to Mosaic Sky High 3BR: Level 32 Comfort with Bathtub in Johor Bahru. And trust me, this itinerary is less "smooth sailing" and more "slightly seasick on a rickety raft." Let's dive in…
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Bathtub Mystery (and the Tiny Fridge Tragedy)
- 12:00 PM - Arrival at Senai Airport (JHB): Okay, so the first snag. The Grab (which, by the way, is a godsend) was late. Typical, right? Already starting to feel that pre-vacation anxiety creep in. The airport was… fine. Standard airport stuff. But the air? Humid enough to make you feel like a pre-cooked shrimp.
- 1:00 PM - Check-in at Mosaic Sky High: The building is… impressively tall. Like, my neck actually hurt from craning to look up. The lobby was fancy, smelled faintly of air freshener and (I swear) desperation. Check-in was a breeze… which, I'm now realizing, is ominous. Easy check-ins are usually a prelude to something going hilariously wrong.
- 2:00 PM - The 32nd Floor Revelation: So, we're finally in the apartment. And, whoa. The view IS spectacular. That whole "Sky High" thing? They weren't kidding. Seriously breathtaking. But… and here's where the cracks start to show… there's a weird smell. Not a bad smell, per se. Just… a smell. Like, a mix of fresh paint, something floral, and… old people.
- 2:30 PM - The Bathtub… and the Fridge's Sad, Sad State: First priority? The bathtub. I mean, we paid for that bathtub. And oh, it looks fabulous! Giant, luxurious, begging for bubbles. But then… the water pressure. Weak. Pathetic. Like a whimper. We're talking a solid hour to fill this damn thing. And the fridge? Tiny. And almost empty. One sad carton of milk and a bottle of water. I'm already picturing the late-night snack run to a 7-Eleven… and my pants getting tighter. (Side note: I forgot to pack snacks. Rookie mistake).
- 3:30 PM - First foray into JB food - and the Great Nasi Lemak Disappointment: Okay, let's be honest. Food is a huge part of the travel experience. I did my research, and "Nasi Lemak" kept popping up. So, we stumbled upon this street stall, the queue looked promising. Expectations… high. Taste… disappointing. The rice was okay, but the chicken was dry as a desert, and the sambal was so watery it was like a sad, spicy soup. I'm sorry, Nasi Lemak, I wanted to love you. I really did. (Okay, maybe I'm overreacting. I was hangry).
- 5:00 PM - Pool time, plus the dreaded sun burn: The pool was beautiful and there was a great view which made me so happy. I spent a lot of time in the pool. I forgot to wear sunscreen… big mistake!
- 7:00 PM - The Great Bathtub Soak… (and the mosquito attack): Okay, finally. After a very long and patient wait, the bathtub is filled! Candles, bubbles, the works. Bliss, right? WRONG. Mid-soak, the mosquitos discover my exposed, sunburnt flesh. Cue the frantic slapping and the shrieks. The relaxing atmosphere? Gone. Replaced by my own personal horror movie.
- 8:00 PM - Dinner Attempt #2: A Better Choice?: After escaping the mosquitos, we hit up a proper restaurant. I chose the right place this time. Delicious food in my tummy, full and happy, I'm tired.
- 9:00 PM - Bedtime: Sleep and recharge for tomorrow!
Day 2: Lost in the City Centre and a Ramen Revelation
- 9:00 AM - The dreaded alarm: Ugh, I wanted to sleep longer. But I have to get up.
- 10:00 AM - Breakfast at the place: I had a quick bite to eat at the place.
- 11:00 AM - The City Centre Quest: Time to be brave and explore. The plan was to hit up the city centre. First off, public transport is surprisingly clean and efficient. We rode until we finally arrived the city centre.
- 1:00 PM - Ramen Revelation: I am a Ramen fanatic. I spent ages online looking for a good Ramen place in Johor Bahru. I was not disappointed when I ate it and was so happy.
- 3:00 PM - Back at the apartment: After an eventful day, I went back to relax and do the same thing as before.
Day 3: Departure
- 9:00 AM - Wake up: The final day.
- 10:00 AM - Last Breakfast: I had a final breakfast at the apartment before leaving.
- 11:00 AM - Check Out: Check out was quick.
- 12:00 PM - Goodbye JB: Back to the airport, I had to bid JB farewell.
Quirks, Rambles, and Random Thoughts:
- The Balcony Mystery: The balcony is amazing and the views are beautiful. But… the drain. I swear that drain is haunted. It gurgles and hisses at all hours. I’m half expecting a poltergeist to fling a towel at me.
- The Language Barrier: While most people speak decent English, my Malay is non-existent. This has led to some glorious moments of miming and pointing.
- Obsession of the week: Trying to get my tan even. It's an impossible task.
- Overall Feeling: Despite the imperfections and the mosquito attacks, I actually really enjoyed this place. I hope to come back and visit again soon. So, sure, it wasn't perfect, but maybe that's part of the fun. Maybe that's what makes a trip… memorable. And if nothing else, it's given me a fantastic story to tell. And maybe I’ll pack more snacks next time.
So, what IS this thing? Like, what *exactly* are we talking about?
Ugh, okay, fine. I guess we need to start with the basics. In a nutshell, we're supposed to be making a questions and answers page. Think of it like...a digital confessional, but instead of confessing your sins, we're confessing...stuff people *actually* want to know about whatever the heck we're pretending is the topic. (Let's pretend that that topic is...oh, I don't know... making the best cup of coffee known to humankind).
Why should I even *care* about this? Is it just another boring website?
Look, I get it. Websites. They're a dime a dozen and half of them make your eyes glaze over faster than a donut in a hot fudge sundae. But, hear me out. This *could* be different. My goal is to not be a dry, lifeless robot spouting facts, but instead, a weird, unfiltered companion trying to get through the coffee (or whatever the topic is supposed to be). Think of it as...a friend giving you the real scoop, the messy bits, the things you *shouldn't* do, and the stuff that actually works. (And maybe a few swear words. Sorry, not sorry.) So, no, it’s not your average website, unless you think that the average website is one designed by a caffeine-addicted lunatic.
Okay, fine, you've piqued my interest. So, where do I even *start*? Like, what are the absolute beginner coffee-making mistakes to avoid?
Oh, this is my jam! Okay, first, the biggest, most unforgivable sin: buying pre-ground coffee. I know, I know, it's convenient. But trust me. It's like buying a sad, deflated balloon instead of a party-ready one. Freshly ground is where it's *at*. I remember one disastrous morning... (this is going to get messy, sorry). I was running late, kids screaming, the whole nine yards. Grabbed a bag of pre-ground "espresso" from the store and thought, "Perfect! Quick and easy!" Nope. It tasted like...burnt cardboard soaked in dishwater. It was a dark day. Another mistake...using tap water that tastes like rusty pipes. Yuck! Seriously, invest in a good water filter. Finally, the biggest beginner mishap, the wrong coffee-to-water ratio. You could be dealing with super weak and flavorless coffee, or the complete opposite, which is like drinking a black tar. That would ruin your whole day! (or that could be fun I guess)
So, you mentioned "freshly ground" before. What's the deal with grinders? Do I REALLY need one? And if so, which one?
YES! You need one! That cheap whirly-blade thing from the dollar store? Throw it in the trash. Seriously. It’ll grind your beans unevenly and you'll curse the whole coffee God. I had one of those, and it spewed coffee grounds EVERYWHERE. The kitchen looked like a crime scene. Now, if you want a good, reliable grinder, go for a burr grinder. Not the cheap kind. The good ones. The ones that chop those beans into perfectly uniform particles. It's the secret ingredient for a truly great cup. There are a ton of options! But for a great start, I’d check out a hand grinder. Yes, it takes some elbow grease, but you have total control over every grind, and it's surprisingly satisfying. Plus, no electricity! Now, about specific models...do your research! I'm not gonna give you a list here. I'm just a guy trying to navigate life with coffee.
Okay, I'm finally getting it. But what about the beans? The ROASTING?! It’s so confusing!
Oh, the bean jungle! Okay, let's simplify. Light roasts are more acidic and have more nuanced flavors. Dark roasts are bolder, richer, and often have a chocolatey, burnt taste. It’s all down to preference. Try everything! I used to be a dark roast snob. "Anything else is weak!" I'd sneer. Then one day, I got a bag of Ethiopian Yirgacheffe (light roast) and it was like...a revelation. Fruity, floral, bright! My world changed. I've been on a quest to try every coffee bean ever since, and let me tell you, it's a pretty good quest to embark on.
What about water temperature? Is that a thing?
YES! This is CRITICAL. You’re supposed to use water that is about 195-205 degrees Fahrenheit (90-96 degrees Celsius) so that you don’t completely burn off all the flavors. It sounds all scientific and complicated, but really, it's just enough to create the perfect brew. Either way, you've gotta use water that's not too hot, and most certainly not too cold. I once had a friend who thought "boiling" meant the water was perfect. The coffee came out like mud. He then told me he made it in the microwave. Microwaves and coffee, are you kidding me?!
What are the best brewing methods? Drip, French press, pour-over...? Help!
Okay, people get *super* opinionated about this. Personally, I am a HUGE fan of the French press (that's my bias, which I readily admit). The French press is simple, it’s bold, and it has the most important ingredient for me; it lets me be lazy. But, it's messy! You gotta get rid of the grounds! Then there’s pour-over. You have tons of control, but it takes time and patience. My biggest struggle is pouring slowly. I get so bored. Drip coffee makers? They’re fine. Convenient. Sometimes tasty. My advice? Experiment! Buy a French press, a pour-over setup, and a cheap drip machine, and play around. See what you can produce and what you love.
Speaking of "messy," how do I clean up this coffee-making chaos? It's everywhere!
Ha! Welcome to the coffee club. It’s a messy business. My best advice? Clean as you go. Seriously. Wipe up spills immediately, otherwise, you'll be living in a sticky coffee-ground-covered world. If you own a French press, rinse the grounds down the sink. No, don't actually do this, it'll clog your sink! Compost them instead. And donHotel Price Compare
