**Splash Suites Laguna: You Won't BELIEVE What Happened Next!**
Splash Suites Laguna: Okay, FINE, I'M Obsessed. (And You Will Be Too.) - A VERY Honest Review
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Splash Suites Laguna: You Won't BELIEVE What Happened Next! And let me tell you, the "next" part includes a lot of things. I'm talking a full-blown stay-cation, a self-care pilgrimage, a… well, you get the picture. (And no, this review isn't sponsored, I'm just legitimately shook.)
First things first: The Lay of the Land (And How Easy it Is to Get Around)
Okay, so I’m a total mobility weirdo, which means I'm always obsessively checking accessibility. I need to know can I even get in the place, can I use the place?!? So let's crack this nut. Splash Suites Laguna gets MAJOR points for Accessibility. They’ve got an elevator, which is a godsend, and the public areas seem pretty darn navigable. I didn't personally test out a wheelchair accessible room (I'm good, not that good!), but their information strongly suggests they are available, so, major brownie points there. Plus, there is car parking [free of charge] and car park [on-site] which is nice. I didn’t actually drive because the airport transfer was stupid easy and hassle-free, which already scored them points with me because I’m a grumpy traveler. They even have taxi service available, which is very helpful because public transport is not always the best with luggage.
The Room: My Little Fortress of Bliss (and WiFi!)
Let's address the elephant in the room: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Seriously, a modern miracle. And the Internet access – wireless signal strength? Stellar. I was zoom-calling like a pro, streaming things, and generally living my best, digitally-connected life. This is CRUCIAL for anyone who, like me, needs to be glued to their tech for work (don’t judge!).
The room itself? Chef’s kiss. Okay, maybe not perfect, there was a tiny scuff on the wall, but let's be real, I'm not expecting a museum. It was clean! And it had everything. Air conditioning blasted ice-cold, the blackout curtains were a game-changer (hello, sleep!), and the bed was, chefs kiss number two… heavenly. I mean, extra long bed?? Yes, please!! I could actually stretch and not feel like I was going to fall off the edge. And let me tell you, the bathrobes were fluffy and luxurious, I genuinely lived in the things.
Inside my room: Additional toilet, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. I loved having all the comforts and conveniences in the room.
A Quick Note on Cleanliness & Safety (Because, You Know, Reality)
Okay, I'm a germaphobe. I admit it. So I was very pleased with the Cleanliness and safety at Splash Suites Laguna. They clearly take it seriously. Staff trained in safety protocol. Daily disinfection in common areas. Rooms sanitized between stays. I even saw some dude in a hazmat suit (okay, maybe not that extreme, but pretty close) doing professional-grade sanitizing services. And the hand sanitizer? Plentiful. It felt safe. The anti-viral cleaning products were a nice touch, too. They also have a ton of Safety/security feature, including CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Smoke alarms, Security [24-hour]. I felt safe in the facility.
Food, Glorious Food (and Drink!)
This is where things get really interesting. Let’s face it, I’m a foodie, and a lover of a good cocktail, so how does Splash Suites Laguna stack up?
Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
The breakfast [buffet] was EPIC. I mean, seriously, pancakes, bacon, fruit… the whole shebang. (And yes, they had a vegetarian restaurant, which made my vegetarian friend very happy). You can even get breakfast in room!
The restaurants themselves… okay, the reviews are mixed. The international cuisine in restaurant was the real winner. The happy hour at the poolside bar? Irresistible. I'm usually not one for a hotel bar, but the cocktails were strong, the view was perfect.
Ways to Relax (My Favorite Part, Obviously)
Okay, this is the good stuff. I went full-on self-care mode. I even, gasp, tried the Body wrap. I’m not sure what it did exactly, but I felt amazing afterward. Seriously, if you're stressed, book one. You won't regret it.
They have a spa/sauna which also has a steamroom, and I took full advantage of the Sauna. The pool with view? Absolutely stunning. I spent hours lounging by the Swimming pool, sipping cocktails and pretending I was a celebrity. They also have a Fitness center, if you're into that sort of thing… I stuck to the cocktails, personally.
Things to do: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
The Nitty Gritty (Services and Conveniences)
They have everything you could possibly need. Seriously. Air conditioning in public area? Check. Cash withdrawal? Check. Concierge? Check. The Doorman was lovely, opening doors and smiling, which is a small thing, but totally elevated my experience. They offer Daily housekeeping, so I came back to a fresh room, which is the definition of treat-yo-self. They even have a convenience store on site, which is helpful if you forget any essentials.
Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
The Fine Print (and a Few Quirks)
Okay, here’s where I get slightly nitpicky. The Wi-Fi for special events, I'm guessing means they beef up the signal if you're hosting a party or a conference? Cool. And yes, they have Audio-visual equipment for special events.
They had some Meeting/banquet facilities and meeting rooms for business people. And also a Shrine. I mean, okay. I didn't test it out, but it’s there, so… points for offering diversity.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a weekend at Splash Suites Hotel in Laguna, Philippines. Forget Pinterest-perfect itineraries, this is going to be a glorious, chaotic, and hopefully hilarious ride. Prepare for… well, gestures vaguely everything.
Splash Suites Hotel: Laguna - A Messy Weekend Adventure
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Absurdity of Luggage
1:00 PM - Arrival & Check-In: The Grand Entrance (or, My Attempt to Look Cool)
- So, we (meaning me and my friend, let's call her "Sarah") finally arrive. Traffic was, let's just say, character-building. That hour of crawling along the highway felt like an eternity. I nearly lost my mind, and I was already looking forward to my first cocktail.
- The lobby? Pretty nice. Standard hotel lobby vibes, maybe a tad dated. But hey, it has aircon, and that's a win after the sauna that is Manila traffic. We check in, and I nearly trip over my own suitcase (seriously, why do I always pack so much?! It's like I'm moving! ). Sarah, ever the graceful one, glides through, looking effortlessly chic.
2:00 PM - The Room Reveal: Expectations vs. Reality (and a Possible Mosquito)
- Ok, the room! We were promised a "deluxe suite with a pool view." Okay, well, the pool is visible. But, the balcony door sticks a bit. And I swear I just saw a mosquito. My paranoia immediately kicks in. I'm already imagining myself covered in itchy bites.
- Sarah, bless her pragmatic soul, just sighs and says, "Well, it's clean enough. And the bed looks comfy." Right, let's focus on the positive. The bed does look inviting. We're already planning to collapse on it for a solid hour.
3:00 PM - Poolside Panic & Cocktail Conquest:
- Okay, pool time! I put on my swimsuit feeling great. Sarah, however, decided to stay in the room. Said she was tired. Pfft, I think she’s secretly scared of the sun. The pool is… fine. A little smaller than I pictured, and there's a screaming child. (Ah, the joys of weekend getaway).
- But! The cocktails are strong. Really strong. I'm talking a solid buzz after the first one. I order a second, just to be sure. I can already feel the stress of the week melting away.
- Emotional Moment: I finally close my eyes. Sunshine on my face, the clinking of ice, the faint scent of chlorine…Pure bliss.
5:00 PM - Dinner Shenanigans & Culinary Mishaps (a cautionary tale)
- We decide to be "adventurous" and try the hotel restaurant. BIG MISTAKE! The "pasta carbonara" tasted like it had been sitting under a heat lamp since last Tuesday. I sent it back, which made me feel like such a Karen.
- Sarah, meanwhile, ordered the chicken adobo. Said it was "adequate." (Which, in Sarah-speak, means it was edible but nothing to write home about.)
- Quirky observation: The waiter looked like he'd seen a ghost when I sent back the pasta. I felt a pang of guilt, but my taste buds demanded justice.
7:00 PM - Evening Stroll & Unforeseen Drama:
- We decide to take a walk around the hotel grounds, hoping to clear our heads. It’s pretty, but the mosquitoes are relentless. I swear, the little buggers are plotting world domination.
- Unforeseen Drama: We stumble upon a karaoke night! And, of course, a group of very tipsy guests are belting out terrible renditions of classic rock anthems. It's gloriously awful. We stay for like, an hour, and sing along to the karaoke.
9:00 PM - Bedtime Bliss (and a Midnight Snack Raid)
- Finally, back in the room, utterly exhausted, and slightly tipsy. We collapse on the bed. Sarah is already snoring. I, however, am wide awake.
- Confession: I sneakily raid the mini-fridge for the junk food I bought earlier. Don't judge me.
Day 2: Spa Day, Culinary Redemption (Maybe), and Departure
9:00 AM - Late Wake-Up Call & Breakfast Blues (or, Why Hotels and Breakfast Should Always Be Separate)
- We sleep in! Thank god. I am a new person. Breakfast at the hotel is included. I regret it immediately. It’s a buffet that looks like it had been on display since the building was built. The eggs are cold, and the coffee tastes vaguely of sadness.
- Strong Emotional Reaction: I am irrationally angry about bad hotel breakfast. I want a proper croissant, a perfectly poached egg, and a bottomless cup of excellent coffee. Is that too much to ask?!
10:00 AM - Spa-tacular Bliss (or, How I Found My Zen)
- Spa time! Finally, something to look forward to! The spa is surprisingly lovely. Dim lighting, calming music, and the promise of a massage. My shoulders were so tight. The massage is divine. The masseuse is a miracle worker.
- Doubling Down on the Spa Experience: It was pure bliss. I forgot all my worries, all the bad food, all the screaming children. For a glorious hour, I was just a pile of contented goo. I almost fell asleep. I could live in that moment forever!
12:00 PM - Lunch (Take Two!): Culinary Redemption Attempt
- We venture outside the hotel for lunch. We search on Google. We find a little local place that serves authentic Filipino food. It's a huge improvement over yesterday's disaster. I ordered the sinigang (sour soup), and it's absolutely delicious, tangy, and perfect. Sarah gets the fried chicken, and it comes still sizzling.
- Quirky observation: The restaurant is filled with locals, not tourists. That's always a good sign. The air is thick with the scent of garlic and happy conversation.
2:00 PM - Retail Therapy (and Overspending)
- We go to a local market! Shopping Therapy! I buy way more than I need, including a really hideous souvenir. But you know what? I don't care. It reminds me of this trip.
4:00 PM - Pre-Departure Calm & Poolside Reflections:
- One last dip in the pool. It’s a bit crowded, but I don't mind. I feel surprisingly relaxed. I sit on the edge of the pool, just soaking in the late afternoon sun. I am content.
5:00 PM - Packing Panic & Departure Debrief
- Packing is always a chore. I shove everything back into my suitcase and realize I’ve accumulated even more stuff.
- Departure Debrief: I ask Sarah: "Would you come here again?" She says maybe.
6:00 PM - The Drive Home (and Re-Entry Anxiety)
- The long drive home. Again. Traffic. But this time, I don’t mind so much. I'm already planning my next adventure.
- Final Thoughts: It wasn't perfect. It was messy. It was real. And, despite the questionable food and the mosquito attacks, it was totally worth it. The memories, the laughter, and the spa day…priceless.
- Now, back to the real world… and to find some decent coffee.
Okay, that's it. My brain is fried. I'm off to eat some real food.
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