Corick House: Your Luxurious UK Escape Awaits (Clogher Spa Getaway!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the emerald depths of Corick House, your "Luxurious UK Escape" in charming Clogher. And believe me, after spending a weekend there, "luxurious" isn't just marketing fluff. It's the goddamn truth. This isn't your average, cookie-cutter hotel review; this is the unfiltered, opinionated ramblings of someone who, frankly, needed a getaway.
First Impressions: Accessibility & That Damn Elevator (and the Lack Thereof)
Okay, let's get the slightly-less-than-perfect out of the way first. Accessibility. The website boasts "Facilities for disabled guests," and that's true… to a point. Corick is making an effort. They've got ramps, and the staff are generally lovely and helpful. But the journey to some rooms? Well, let's just say my friend, who uses a wheelchair, had a slightly less-than-smooth experience. Navigating the older sections, with their wonky corridors and the occasional step without a ramp, was a bit of a workout. Not exactly what you want when you're looking to relax. They have an elevator, which is HUGE, but some rooms are still tricky. So, call ahead! REALLY call head and clarify your needs. CCTV in common areas helped with feeling safe though.
Internet: Blessed, Glorious Wi-Fi (and the Occasional Glitch)
Thank ALL the gods of the internet for Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Seriously, it’s a lifesaver. I'm on a constant hunt for a strong signal, and Corick mostly delivered. You get Internet Access – Wireless and Internet Access – LAN (for the tech geeks). Plus, Internet services overall were good. Only complaint? There were a couple of moments when the connection felt a little…Irish. You know, “it might arrive sometime today, but we can't promise.” Still, overall, two thumbs up. Thank you, Wi-Fi deities!
(Rant Break: The Joy of Being Connected)
I need internet access and it goes without saying: It's a lifeline, especially when you are travelling solo and you are working remotely. Seriously, I can't even fully remember what life was like before it. And the Wi-Fi in public areas? Spot on and it was a boon!
The Spa: Heaven on Earth (Seriously)
Okay, let's talk about the Spa. This is where Corick truly shines. Forget "luxurious escape," this is a full-blown, leave-your-worries-at-the-door, utter bliss experience.
- Swimming Pool: The Swimming Pool is gorgeous, an outdoor swimming pool, so I could take the morning sun and the pool with a view was absolutely breathtaking. I spent a solid hour just staring at the clouds. It was truly rejuvenating.
- Sauna, Steamroom: The Sauna and Steamroom were also perfect. They helped me to sweat out all the stresses I had from the city.
- Massage: Book a massage. Do it. Don't even think about it. Just do it. I had one, my shoulders that were knotted from sitting at a computer for years. The therapist was knowledgeable, the atmosphere was tranquil. I felt like I floated out of the treatment room. Best decision.
- Body Scrub & Body Wrap: I didn't indulge in the Body Scrub or Body Wrap this time, but I heard rave reviews from other guests. Next time..next time!
Food, Glorious Food! (And the Occasional Hiccup)
The food situation at Corick is…complicated.
- Restaurants: The Restaurants themselves are generally good, with a mix of International cuisine in restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was surprisingly good.
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet] – decent. The usual suspects: eggs, bacon, the works. I do, however, have a soft spot for a good Asian breakfast, which they delivered.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: The Poolside bar was a godsend, especially after a swim. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent. And the Snack bar came in handy during the day.
- Room Service: The Room service [24-hour]? Absolutely crucial. So vital when you don't fancy leaving your comfy room. Order the Irish stew at midnight – you won’t regret it.
(Quirky Observation: The Irish Stew Revelation)
The Irish stew, I tell ya! It's a religious experience. Thick, hearty, perfect for a chilly Irish evening. Seriously, I nearly licked the bowl.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized Sanctuaries
I’m a bit of a clean freak, especially these days. The good news? Corick knows their stuff. They have Anti-viral cleaning products and evidence of Daily disinfection in common areas. They also use Professional-grade sanitizing services along with Rooms sanitized between stays. Plus, you can take advantage of Room sanitization opt-out available, which made me feel safe, and secure. Hand sanitizer and Hygiene certification were everywhere. There was also a Doctor/nurse on call, but thank goodness I didn’t need them.
Rooms: Cozy Cocoon of Comfort
My room was a haven. (And even with minor drawbacks, I’d stay again.
- Available in all rooms: They got every amenity you can think of, like air conditioning to bathrobes.
- Non-Smoking: I also appreciated the whole room being non-smoking.
- Extra long bed was a win. I'm tall, people!
- Internet access – wireless which was fast.
- Bathroom: The bathrooms were well-equipped with all the basics. Additional toilet was a plus.
- Other amenities: There were also complimentary tea and a mini bar.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Beyond the Spa
Okay, let's be honest: I mostly went for the spa. But there's more!
- Fitness center: there is a Fitness center if that’s your thing.
- Getting around: I didn't used the Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, taxi service, but they were available.
- For the kids: there is a Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal which is amazing!
- Services and conveniences: There are Facilities for disabled guests, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service.
The Verdict: Book It, Already!
Despite the minor accessibility hiccups, Corick House is a fantastic escape. The spa is incredible, the rooms are comfortable, the food is good, and the staff are lovely. It’s the perfect place to unplug, unwind, and rediscover your inner peace.
So, here's my pitch (and the SEO part!):
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the glorious, imperfect, and utterly unpredictable world of my trip to Corick House Hotel & Spa. Forget your clinically clean itineraries; this is going to be a glorious, rambling mess. Consider this your unofficial guidebook to what actually happened:
Corick House Chaos: A Mostly Chronological Account (with frequent tangents)
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Absurdity of Slippers
- 1:00 PM: The Drive of Doom. Okay, so the GPS, bless its little digital heart, sent me down a lane that was definitely not meant for a car. We're talking a single-track road, hedges that were practically trying to eat the car, and a sudden realization that my driving skills might not be up to rural Northern Irish standards. My passenger (my eternally patient husband, bless him) kept saying, "Are you sure this is the right way?" The answer was increasingly "Maybe not." But hey, we arrived, eventually, coated in a thin layer of hedge-related dust, and fully expecting to find a sign saying "Welcome to the World's Most Treacherous Approach to a Luxury Hotel."
- 2:00 PM: Check-In Shenanigans. The reception! Beautiful. The staff? Charming, bless them. The room? Lovely, except… I'd forgotten to confirm a gluten-free breakfast when I booked. Oh no. Panic starts to set in. The nice receptionist – Sarah, I remember, a saintly-looking creature with a kind smile – assures me it will be sorted, and all is well. But the seed of breakfast-related anxiety has been sown. I feel a twitch forming in my eye. Also, I find my slippers are too small. And my robe is beige. Beige! Who designs a beige robe? (I later stole a blue one from my husband's side of the wardrobe).
- 3:00 PM: The Spa – A Mixed Bag of Emotions. The spa. Oh, the spa. First impressions? Gorgeous. The pool room's all soft lighting and that "relaxing music" that always sounds like a whale is being slowly tortured to me. I opted for a facial. Now, I'm not one for spa rituals, but I thought I'd embrace it, you know? The therapist had a voice though…soft and gentle. And the essential oils she used? Divine! And for a few glorious moments, I surrendered to the pampering. Until, that is, she told me I needed "more hydration". Me! Hydration is my middle name! I drink water like it's going out of style! The irony was almost too much. But, the facial was lovely. I emerged smelling faintly of lavender and slightly more moisturized. The pool was lovely, though. The jacuzzi was a must!
- 6:00 PM: Dinner (and the Gluten-Free Siege Begins). Dinner! And my nemesis. The anxiety around mealtimes. I'd pre-booked the gluten-free meals, but still felt the need to run it by the wait staff about 5 times. (Yes, I know…I'm a walking, talking, gluten-free stereotype.) The food was amazing! Honestly. The lamb was to die for. But then, the bread basket arrived for my husband… and the smell…the glorious, yeasty aroma of fresh bread…almost broke me. I had to look away. It was pure torture. I spent the rest of the meal trying to subtly "borrow" a bit of his roll, which he would not let me do.
- 8:00 PM: The Great TV Debate. The evening. Ah, the evening. We collapsed into our (too small) king-sized bed, utterly wrecked. The television? Well, it was a battle. He wanted sports. I wanted something light. We eventually settled on a documentary about badgers (very rural appropriate) which turned into a surprisingly intense discussion about badger rights. I was already feeling like I had to apologize for my choice.
Day 2: Breakfast, More Rambling, and the Glorious Uncertainty of the Outdoors
- 8:00 AM: The Breakfast Breakthrough (Or So I Thought). Breakfast! The gluten-free battleground. I'd pre-warned the staff, of course. The chef came out to speak to me. (He looked like a rugby player.) I was served a plate of… let's be honest… rather sad-looking gluten-free toast. But, with a dollop of jam and a large coffee, it was fine! I was still smiling.
- 9:00 AM: Exploring the Grounds - Attempt #1 (The Mud Incident). The grounds of Corick House are lovely. You know, "picturesque," that kind of thing. I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to go for a walk. Armed with my beige robe, I set off into the dewy morning. Within five minutes, I was ankle-deep in mud. My carefully ironed trousers? Ruined. My mood? Slightly dampened. I retreated back to the hotel, muttering about the hazards of the countryside.
- 10:00 AM: The Hotel Lounge – People Watching and Procrastination. Spent an hour in the hotel lounge. People watching is my favorite sport. There was a group of extremely well-dressed women who seemed to be discussing the proper way to fold a napkin. There was a couple on a very intense phone call. And there was me, nursing a coffee and trying to decide if I should brave the mud again. I procrastinated.
- 11:00 AM: Exploring the Grounds - Attempt #2 (Success!). Went for another walk. This time, sticking to the paths. Beautiful. The air was fresh. The trees were green. I even saw a pheasant! Victory!
- 1:00 PM: Lunch and the Quest for the Perfect Scone. Lunch was a much less fraught experience. I had a salad. (Safe.) My husband had a scone. And this time, I was determined to get a bite. I pleaded. I wheedled. I promised to share my salad. He relented. And…it was the best scone I've ever tasted. Heartbreak!
- 3:00 PM: More Spa (and the Return of the Hydration Insult). I bravely marched back to the spa. This time, I went for a massage. And guess what? "You need more hydration," the therapist said. Again. Seriously? I'm starting to think I'm cursed.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner, Drinks and Down-time. Another glorious meal. And another evening of board games and general chill.
And Day 3 (Departure and Final Thoughts)
- 8:00 AM: The Final Breakfast Siege. Managed to escape the gluten-free minefield with my sanity mostly intact.
- 9:00 AM: Goodbye, Corick House! (With a Sigh of Relief and a Pinch of Sadness). Packed our bags. Checked out. Said goodbye to the lovely Sarah. The drive home was significantly less treacherous, which was a relief. I think my nervous system might be returning to somewhere near normal.
Final Thoughts:
Corick House Hotel & Spa? Absolutely recommend. Despite the mud, the bread-based anxieties, and the ongoing hydration struggles, it was a truly wonderful escape. The staff are lovely. The food is excellent. The setting is beautiful. And the memories? Well, they're a glorious, messy, imperfect collection of moments that make life worth living. Go. Just take your own slippers.
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Corick House: The Truth (and a Little Bit of Me) – FAQ'd!
So, is Corick House REALLY as luxurious as it looks in the pictures? Because let's be honest, filters exist.
Okay, here’s the deal. Yes. And no. Mostly yes, but with a few… *ahem* …real-life caveats. The pictures? Beautiful. The reality? Mostly beautiful, but you gotta understand, you’re dealing with an old house. Think Downton Abbey, but maybe a little less…polished? (And definitely fewer butlers, sadly.)
I stayed there last year, and let me tell you, the room itself? Stunning. Roll-top bath, huge bed you could get lost in, the works. But the *one* time I tried to use the shower at like, 6 am... the water pressure was… well, let's just say it trickled. Literally, trickled. I almost had a full-on panic attack thinking I’d be late for my spa appointment. Then I found a note saying "historical plumbing" on the wall. Classic. So yeah, luxury with a side of "character," which, let's be honest, sometimes means "slightly unreliable." Don't expect perfection, expect charm and a whole lot of prettiness.
What's the spa like? Because that's the big selling point, right? Is it worth the hype?
The spa? Okay, *now* we're talking. THAT, my friends, is where the magic truly happens – well, almost. Look, I'm a spa snob. I've been to places that cost more than my car. And Corick's spa? It holds its own. The pool is gorgeous, the treatments are fab (I still dream about the hot stones massage), and the vibe is generally tranquil.
BUT (there's always a but, isn't there?). One time, it was PACKED. Like, shoulder-to-shoulder in the Jacuzzi. I’m not a fan of communal splashing in a spa, so I kind of retreated to the relaxation room and ended up eavesdropping on a couple arguing over whether the "sound of rain" soundtrack was “relaxing enough” (it wasn't, in case you're curious). So, check the occupancy levels before you book! Or, you know, embrace the chaos if you're feeling adventurous.
Oh! and their sauna, so good, hot, really hot! But be honest, it wasn't exactly a Finnish sauna, in the traditional sense.
The food. Whisper it…is it actually *good*? Hotel food can be a gamble, you know…
Right. The food. This is where things get…complicated. The breakfast? Solid. Full Irish, all the usual suspects. The dinner? Hit or miss, in my humble, ever-so-opinionated opinion. I had one meal that was utterly divine – perfect steak, melt-in-your-mouth potatoes. Seriously, I considered licking the plate.
But another time? The soup tasted suspiciously like it had come from a can. And the service? A little…scattered. Like, the poor waitress was visibly flustered. Bless her heart. I’m not saying it’s *bad* food, but definitely don't expect Michelin-star perfection. More like… comforting, with the occasional flash of brilliance. My advice? Go with an open mind, and maybe, just maybe, order the steak. And order two, just in case.
What's the location like? Is there anything to *do* in the area besides eat, spa, and sleep?
This is where it gets interesting. Clogher itself… let’s just say it’s not exactly bursting with nightlife. It’s charming, it’s quiet, it’s…well, it's peaceful. Great if you want to disconnect. Not so great if you're expecting a bustling city break. That said, the surrounding countryside is beautiful. Rolling hills, stunning views, perfect for a leisurely drive or a hike.
I actually got a *bit* lost trying to find a specific hiking trail last time (Google Maps, you betrayed me!), and ended up driving on roads that were basically single-track dirt paths. It was…an experience. My car may or may not have gotten a little muddy. But the scenery was breathtaking! There is a local distillery nearby, it's a great option if you want a great experience. Clogher is a lovely place to relax, if you're into that sort of thing.
Is it a good place for a romantic getaway? Or am I setting myself up for disappointment?
Oh, for a romantic getaway? YES! The atmosphere is perfect, unless you go on a day when it's a hen party. The spa, the cozy rooms, the roaring fireplaces. All incredibly conducive to romance. I actually saw a proposal happen in the lobby, which was pretty adorable (though I confess, I was a little jealous).
HOWEVER. (There’s always a however, isn’t there?). Make sure you book in advance, especially the Spa. And if you’re extra sensitive to noise, ask for a room away from the hallway. I distinctly remember the night the couple, who decided to argue in the hallway at 3 AM. The walls are a bit thing so you might want to avoid that. But, on the whole, it's a winner.
What's the staff like? Are they friendly? Helpful? Or do you get that snooty hotel vibe?
The staff? Mixed bag, like anywhere, so not perfect, but mostly friendly. They try, they really do. There's a real sense that they care about the place. Reception staff are generally very helpful. The bar staff are good at recommending whiskey. I did have one encounter where the waiter seemed a little… overwhelmed, and things went a little sideways. But hey, everyone has a bad day, right?
The best part? Their genuine friendliness. They might not be perfect, but they are trying their best. And for the overall experience, that makes is just really great.
Booking – any tips or tricks to get the best deal?
Booking? Don’t be a fool, do your research! Prices fluctuate like crazy. Weekdays are generally cheaper than weekends. Check the hotel website directly, but also scour third-party sites. Look for special offers. Sign up for their mailing list. You never know, you might get a discount! Then, book in advance. You don't want to miss out on a spa appointment. If you want to get a room on the lower level,Book For Rest
