Rovinj's BEST Family Resort with a Pool: Boris Family Resort Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, Buttercups! We're diving headfirst into the glorious, possibly slightly chaotic world of the Boris Family Resort in Rovinj. "Best Family Resort" you say? Well, let's see if it lives up to the hype, shall we? Because honestly, after wrangling two kids and a dog last week, I need a vacation more than I need oxygen. And a pool? Oh honey, a pool is practically therapy at this point.
The Rundown: Boris Family Resort - Rovinj Review (Messy Edition)
First things first: Accessibility. This is important, people. Thankfully, Boris seems to be ticking the right boxes here. Facilities for disabled guests are mentioned. Yay! You know what's not yay? The vague descriptions and the "we think we're accessible" attitude some places throw around. I need details, people! Concrete details like: are the paths smooth? Are the elevators wide enough? Are the rooms truly accessible, or just "kinda sorta"? (Note to Boris: I need to ask for more details on this; a crucial part of the review!)
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: Again, a plus if true. Because dragging a wheelchair through a crowded, non-accessible restaurant is a nightmare I try to avoid more often than I avoid chocolate.
Wheelchair accessible: See above. Double-checking this is critical.
Internet: The Lifeline of Modern Parents
Let's be real: free Wi-Fi in a resort is no longer a luxury; it's a necessity. You need it for the kids' iPads, Netflix for the adults, and, let's be honest, to Instagram those perfect poolside selfies to make your friends back home green with envy. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be. And even better, Wi-Fi in public areas! So, when the room Wi-Fi decides to take a nap, you don't have to go completely off-grid. Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, and even Wi-Fi for special events are all listed. I'm impressed so far; Boris is clearly living in the 21st century.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: My Happy Place
Okay, this is where the magic happens. Or, you know, where the potential for magic lies. A resort is only as good its amenities, and this is where the rubber meets the road.
Pool with View: YES. Gimme that infinity pool overlooking the Adriatic Sea. I need that in my life. Swimming pool and Swimming pool [outdoor]. Double YES. My kids can become fish; I can become a cocktail-sipping goddess. (Or at least slightly less stressed.)
Spa/Sauna, Steamroom: Ooooh, now we're talking! Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Steamroom – YES, YES, and thrice YES. After the stress of simply getting to the resort (planes, trains, automobiles… more like temper tantrums, snacks, and “are we there yets?”), I need serious de-stressing. The Spa is going to be my friend. I'm already picturing myself wrapped in a fluffy robe, the smell of eucalyptus in the air, and all the screaming of the kids fade away into a distant echo.
Fitness Center, Gym/Fitness: Alright, alright, I suppose I should get off my duff and move around. But mostly, the gym is for the husband.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because Let's Not Get Sick, People
This is HUGE, especially these days. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. Okay, Boris, you get major props for this. I'm still a little paranoid about germs (thanks, 2020!), so seeing this level of commitment to hygiene feels…safe.
Hand sanitizer is something I expect in public areas, these days
Doctor/nurse on call is always reassuring, especially when travel with kids
Smoke alarms and Fire extinguisher are always a good sight
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Fun (and the Tantrums)
Alright, this is another make-or-break category. A hungry family is a grumpy family. And that's a fact.
- Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant, Bottle of water: Okay, Boris, you appear to be pulling out all the stops. A buffet? My kids will go wild. Room service? Yes, please. And a poolside bar? You've got me at "happy hour." Although, I do hope the cocktails are strong enough to handle the inevitable meltdowns. Because let's be real, the hotel can stock all the essentials, but getting the kids to eat a decent meal can be more difficult than navigating a minefield. Buffet can be a blessing and a curse. The kids' eyes will bulge at the sight of the endless choices, then they'll reject everything but the bread (this is a constant battle in my life).
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
- Air conditioning in public area: Essential in the Croatian summer heat.
- Concierge: A lifesaver when you need help booking excursions or just figuring out how to get somewhere.
- Daily housekeeping: Bless their hearts. I can barely keep my own house clean.
- Facilities for disabled guests: (see accessibility section, needs more detail.)
- Food delivery: If I'm feeling lazy, or the kids are finally asleep.
- Laundry service/Dry cleaning/Ironing service: Ah, the perks of not having to do laundry on vacation!
- Cash withdrawal: Because I always forget to get enough.
- Luggage storage: So I can start the holiday early and enjoy the resort.
For the Kids: Because Happy Kids = Happy Parents
This is a family resort, after all! The kids are the other half of the family, I guess ;)
- Babysitting service: Sometimes you need a night out. Or just an hour to yourself.
- Family/child friendly: Naturally.
- Kids facilities, Kids meal: YES! Because picky eaters on vacation are the worst.
- Access: Again, depends on the level of access!
Available in All Rooms: The Creature Comforts
- Air conditioning: Thank god because I need to sleep in the heat.
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential for the parents.
- Free Wi-Fi (we mentioned it)
- Mini bar: Again, useful for the parents.
- Refrigerator: Great for water, milk, snacks.
- In-room safe box: Always a good idea.
- Hair dryer: The hotel's is a gift and a curse.
The Verdict (So Far):
Boris Family Resort sounds amazing. The amenities are plentiful, the focus on safety is reassuring, and the promise of relaxation is… well, almost intoxicating. But! I need more details on the accessibility and a closer look at how the kid-friendly facilities are implemented. But all in all, a solid start.
Crafting the Offer: Your Rovinj Escape Awaits!
Subject: Escape the Chaos! Rovinj's BEST Family Resort Awaits! (And You Deserve It.)
Hey there, fellow parent!
Remember that feeling of utter, blissful, exhaustion? The one where you desperately crave a break from the tantrums, the endless snacks, and the constant "Mommy, Daddy, I'm bored!"?
Well, I have some fantastic news: Your escape is within reach!
Introducing the Boris Family Resort in stunning Rovinj, Croatia – a place where family fun actually happens, and relaxation isn't just a dream.
Picture this:
- Sun-kissed Days: Lounging by a sparkling outdoor pool with a view, while your kids are splashing happily nearby. (Or, if you're like me, pretending to be a cocktail-sipping goddess.)
- Spa Bliss: Melting away stress with a luxurious massage, a rejuvenating body scrub, or a detoxifying sauna session. (Seriously, you deserve this!)
- Delicious Dining: Indulge in the mouthwatering delights of a buffet breakfast (so you don't have to cook!), enjoy a delightful dinner at one of the world-class restaurants, or a little happy hour with friends!
- Non-stop Fun: From the kids facilities that will keep your little
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into… whispers …the Boris family resort in Rovinj, Croatia. This isn't some glossy travel brochure; this is the unfiltered, slightly sunburnt truth. My truth. Yours, maybe. Let's find out.
The Boris Family Resort Debacle (aka, My Attempt at a Relaxing Vacation)
Day 1: Arrival and Immediate Chaos
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): The flight from… well, let’s just say it wasn’t glamorous. Think screaming toddlers (not mine, thankfully… yet), questionable airplane coffee, and me wrestling my carry-on into the overhead bin like it was a particularly grumpy octopus. Finally, LANDED! Rovinj! Sun! (Eyes squinting… it is bright). Taxi ride to the resort. The driver was charming, though his driving style suggested a deep-seated hatred of the brakes.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 AM): Boris Family Resort. Ah, the anticipation! Check-in: smoothish. Then the ROOM. Let me paint a picture: pastel colours, a balcony overlooking… well, something… and a distinct odour I could only describe as "mildly damp." Okay, it's fine, it's fine. We're here to relax, dammit! But the lock was a pain in the ass!
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch at the resort restaurant. Buffet style. My resolve crumbled. Pizza and French fries. My diet began its holiday. The local wine was… drinkable. Let's leave it at that.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): The POOL! This was the goal. Golden rays, crystal-clear water… splish… A small child (definitely not mine) launched a rogue inflatable ring, nearly taking me out. Then he yelled for his mom. "Mommy! The lady almost drown me!". I almost rolled back to the room. Okay, it wasn't that bad. It was kind of warm.
Day 2: Embracing the Mess (and the Croissants)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Breakfast. My love for croissants was rekindled. Seriously, these things were heavenly. Stuffed myself. Should probably lay off that for a while, but the heart wants what the heart wants.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 AM): Okay, Time to be a tourist. Rovinj Old Town! Cobblestone streets, charming little shops… and tourists, everywhere! I'm a tourist. I get it. I took a ton of pictures. Got myself sunburned.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch in the old town. Found a cute little restaurant tucked away. Fresh seafood, local wine (much better this time). Feeling slightly less like a rumpled tourist.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): The Pool! Not an accident this time. This time, they were the same people, the kids, and the mothers and fathers. The inflatable ring remained a threat. I made a mental note to purchase earplugs. I did swim at a different part of the pool.
Day 3: Deep Dive: Boats and Beers and Almost Drowning
- Morning (8:00 AM - 9:00 AM): The day started with the breakfast, same, the croissants were still so yummy!
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 AM): Boat Trip! I booked a boat trip! Supposed to be idyllic. Truth: the boat was small, crowded, and the sea was choppy. I hate boat trips. I felt sick. But the views were gorgeous.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Beer! Drank a beer! It was an amazing beer. It helped to feel better. Lunch, after that.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): After Lunch and the beer, I went back. Spent some time in the sun… and almost drown. Yes. I did. Never I had to go.
Day 4: The Beach, the Breeze, and the Breakthrough?
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The beach! Okay, this was actually lovely. Clear water, pebbles instead of sand (a nice change), and… peace? The kids seem to be enjoying themselves by this time. I actually swam for a while.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch near the beach: grilled fish. Actually had a nice conversation with a local, a fisherman who claimed to have caught the fish himself. (Probably a lie, but I wanted to believe it.)
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Back to the Pool! It was less chaotic. Less hellish. I swam a lot. I almost started to enjoy it! I even made a new friends.
Day 5: Farewell, For Now
- Morning (8:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Last breakfast. More croissants. Regrets? Maybe. Enjoyed a final stroll through the town. Bought a souvenir I'll probably never use.
- Afternoon (11:00 AM - 2:00 PM): Check-out. Taxi to the airport. Goodbye, Boris Family Resort! You were… an experience.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - onward): The flight. Back home. I'm exhausted but strangely refreshed. Croatia, you've been… unforgettable. Rovinj… I will be back.
Quirky Observations and Emotional Reactions:
- The sheer amount of suncream people apply is astounding.
- I saw a cat wearing a tiny hat. It was the highlight of my vacation.
- I yelled at a seagull.
- I found that my mood began to improve.
- I miss the croissants already.
- When I get back, I'm going back to the beach.
This is my imperfect, messy, gloriously human account of my time at the Boris Family Resort. Would I go back? Maybe. Probably. Okay, definitely. Even with the potential for rogue inflatable rings and questionable dampness, there's something truly special about the chaos and the charm. Now, if you could excuse me, I'm off to look up croissant recipes…
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Boris Family Resort: Real Talk - FAQs for Rovinj's Best? Maybe... Let's See!
Alright, alright, settle down, fellow family adventurers! You're thinking about Boris Family Resort in Rovinj, huh? Smart move. Beautiful Istria is calling, the Adriatic is gleaming… and you've got kids. So, let's dive into the nitty-gritty. Forget the glossy brochures. I'm here to give you the *real* deal. Because let's be honest, planning a family vacation is basically a form of controlled chaos. Here's what you REALLY need to know, with a healthy dose of my own slightly-unhinged perspective.
Okay, is Boris Family Resort ACTUALLY good for *families*? Like, good GOOD?
Ugh, the million-dollar question, isn't it? And the answer, like a good Croatian sunset after a week of rain… is complicated. Yes, generally speaking, it *leans* towards excellent for families. They've got the kids' clubs (thank the heavens!), the pools are plentiful (essential, trust me – consider it mandatory), and there's a whole load of activities that will tire out even the most hyperactive offspring. I mean, I've got a kid who could power a small city with his energy, and even *he* was knackered by dinnertime. Victory! But… and here's the big but… it depends on your definition of "good."
If "good" means a perfectly curated, Instagram-worthy experience? Maybe dial it back a notch. If "good" means a place where you can *mostly* relax, while your kids are *mostly* entertained, and *mostly* not driving you completely bonkers? Then, yes. Boris Family Resort is potentially a sanity-saver. Expect some noise. Expect some mess. Expect – brace yourself – the occasional tantrum. But also expect sunshine, laughter, and the kind of memories that make all the chaos worthwhile.
That pool situation… is it as amazing as it looks in the photos? Because those photos… they’re REALLY selling it.
The pools. Ohhhh, the pools. Okay, I'll level with you. The photos... they're *mostly* accurate. The pools are lovely. They really are. There's one specifically for little ones with adorable, shallow bits and mini-slides. Then there's a bigger one for slightly older kids (and, let's be honest, adults who want to pretend they're still young and spry). And there's another, more chill option for actually trying to *relax* (good luck with that).
However… and this is just a *minor* thing… the sheer number of people around the pools can sometimes feel like you’re crammed into a Sardine can. Especially during peak season. You'll need to strategize. Think early bird gets the sun lounger. Or maybe embrace the chaos and just… jump in. Seriously, the kids don’t care. They're just after water. And maybe a rogue inflatable flamingo. (Pro-tip: pack your own. Those shop prices… yikes.)
I witnessed a toddler attempting to eat pool water once. It was fascinating, gross, and utterly normal all at once. Reminds me to pack extra snacks.
What about the kids' clubs? Are they actually worth it? Because my kids… well, they're VERY opinionated on the subject of fun.
Kids' clubs! The holy grail of family vacations. Yes! They're worth it. Generally. But… (there's ALWAYS a "but," isn't there?) The quality can vary, depending on the staff and the specific activity. My kids were OBSESSED with the pirate-themed day. Totally, completely obsessed. They came back covered in glitter, with painted faces, and stories of buried treasure and daring sea adventures. I, in turn, got a precious few hours of peace and quiet. Pure bliss.
But the next day? They were less enthused. Something about a craft that was "boring" and "required too much concentration." Kids! Honestly, it's a gamble. I would advise scoping out the schedule beforehand. See if anything aligns with your kid's interests (and your need for a break). Also, be prepared for the possibility that your child will refuse to go entirely. It happens. Don't take it personally. Just… drink more coffee.
Food, glorious food! What's the grub situation like? I'm a fussy eater, and so are my children. Send help.
Okay, the food. This is where things get… interesting. There's a buffet situation happening, and honestly, it's a lifesaver for picky eaters. Pasta? Check. Pizza? Check. Chips? Triple check! (My kids practically built a temple dedicated to the fries.) There's usually something for everyone. Even me, the aforementioned fussy adult. They have a good range of fresh salads and generally decent quality.
However… the sheer volume of food can get overwhelming. It's a sea of options, and sometimes it's hard to navigate. The quality isn't Michelin-star, obviously. But it's perfectly acceptable. And the convenience? Unbeatable, especially when you have hangry children (and, let's be honest, sometimes hangry adults). Just try not to overeat. Easier said than done, I know. I may or may not have sampled *all* the desserts one evening. Regrets? Maybe a few. But mostly, delicious memories.
Is it crowded? I'm picturing a packed sardine can. Is that realistic?
Yes. It can be crowded. Very crowded. Especially during peak season. I'm not going to lie. Rovinj itself is a popular destination, and Boris Family Resort is, well, *the* place to be. So, yes, expect crowds. Expect lines for the buffet. Expect to fight for a sun lounger (or, you know, just give up and sit on the grass. It's actually quite nice). Expect to hear the joyful screams of a thousand children.
It's part of the experience! Embrace the organized chaos. If you crave absolute solitude, perhaps consider a deserted island (with a fully-stocked fridge and a team of nannies, naturally). Otherwise, prepare for a buzzing atmosphere. It's lively. It's energetic. And sometimes, it's a bit overwhelming. But hey, that's family life, right?
Pro-tip: Go in the shoulder season. May/June or September are your friends. Fewer crowds, still beautiful weather.
What was your WORST experience at the resort? Be honest!
