Duegoal Farmhouse Bali: Your Dream Indonesian Escape Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Duegoal Farmhouse Bali? Prepare to be whisked away. Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter resorts. This place? This is Bali. This is… well, let's just dive in, shall we? And yes, I'm going to get messy with this because, frankly, a perfect hotel review is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
First things first: Getting There & Getting Around (Accessibility – I'm talking to you, Wheelchair Users!), and the Internet! Oh, the Internet!
Okay, so getting to Duegoal… you'll want an airport transfer – easy peasy, they arrange it. Now, accessibility, that's one I have to ding them a bit. While they mention "Facilities for disabled guests," and a vague "Elevator," I didn't see any specific details on wheelchair accessibility in terms of room layouts, pathways, or accessible restrooms. I would strongly advise contacting the hotel directly and grilling them about this before you book if you need full wheelchair access. I'm being real here, right? We need to be sure. On the plus side, there's car parking [free of charge], and taxi service, which is handy. They even have car power charging station which is pretty darn fab.
Alright, the internet… deep breath… it's a mixed bag. They shout about Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet access… and Internet [LAN]. Honestly? Sometimes I think hotels just say these things to tick a box. I found the Wi-Fi in public areas to be… okay. It wasn’t the blazing-fast, download-your-entire-life-in-seconds kind, but it worked. In my room? Well, let’s just say there were moments of buffering… and moments of pure, glorious silence as my email refused to load. I'm being honest here! Embrace the digital detox. It's Balinese therapy.
Okay, Let’s Talk About Living There – The Rooms and the Comforts
Oh, the rooms. The rooms are where the magic really happens. They have air conditioning, which is an absolute lifesaver in Bali's heat (trust me!). The blackout curtains are pure heaven. You also get bathrobes, slippers, and the most amazing complimentary tea. I lost count of how many cups I drank while gazing out the window. The view from my high floor room was, well, breathtaking. The linens were crisp and clean, and the extra long bed, perfect for someone like me who likes to sprawl. I actually slept!
Slight Caveat: Don't expect 5-star perfection. I did find a tiny, teeny spider (thankfully harmless) in my room one day. Welcome to the tropics, folks! It’s part of the charm. Also, I didn’t see any smoking in the non-smoking rooms (thank god).
They have all the usual suspects in the rooms: hair dryer, in-room safe box, mini bar, refrigerator, coffee/tea maker, desk, etc. And yes, there's daily housekeeping, thank the stars! And the towels? Fluffy. Very, very fluffy. The mirror was perfect for self-reflection (and the occasional selfie, ahem). The separate shower/bathtub setup was a winner, and the toiletries were a nice touch.
Here's a Little Anecdote: I once left my phone in the room (yes, the internet did have me down) and panicked. Turns out, the staff found it and kept it safe until I was ready to pick them up. I'm seriously still touched.
Food, Glorious Food (and Drink) - Dining, Drinking, and Snacking
Okay, so the food. This is where Duegoal shines. Seriously. They have restaurants, a poolside bar (essential!), and even room service [24-hour]. I basically lived off Asian cuisine and International cuisine, which did make the experience better.
Rambling about breakfasts: So, the breakfast [buffet] is truly a sight to behold. I'm not a buffet person usually. But this one? It's different. They did Asian breakfast and Western breakfast. The coffee was hot, and the pastries were… well, you understand. The coffee shop was also a good option, and I enjoyed some desserts in restaurant too! Honestly, I gained weight here, but it was worth every single bite. This is where you get your fill and then some! This is also where you get those perfect Instagram pictures!
Important note: They have vegetarian restaurant.
The bottle of water they place in your room is a lifesaver. Also, the Snack bar is good!
The Spa and the Relaxation Station – Ahhh… Bliss.
This is where the “dream escape” part really kicks in. Deep breath.
Pacing my thought process: So, there's a spa. They have a massage. You know how it is. You need it. They also have a sauna, a steamroom, and a pool with view (stunning!). And a swimming pool [outdoor] – yeah, there's that too. And can I say I really needed the spa/sauna.
I went for the Body scrub and the Body wrap. I may have drifted off at one point. I felt truly rejuvenated, like a brand-new person ready to… eat more delicious food and stare at the horizon.
Anecdote: On the last night, I got a massage under the stars. Seriously. The whole experience was magical. The therapist was incredible, and the sounds of the jungle lulled me to sleep. I’ll never forget it.
They also have a Fitness center, if you are feeling the need, and, yes, a gym/fitness.
Cleanliness and Safety – Because, Let’s Be Real, We Care
So, in the Age of… gestures vaguely… things, this is important. They've got anti-viral cleaning products – good. They do Daily disinfection in common areas – good. Hand sanitizer everywhere – good. Room sanitization opt-out available – great. (And, in a nod to common sense, they also have sterilizing equipment and Staff trained in safety protocol. They also have Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, and Shared stationery removed. I also like that they offer Room sanitization opt-out available.)
The rooms were spotless (minus the aforementioned spider, but I blame the jungle). I felt safe and comfortable the entire time. CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Safety/security feature, and Security [24-hour].
Services and Conveniences – They Think of Almost Everything!
Rambling time: I can't list everything, but here are some highlights: They've got a concierge (super helpful!), currency exchange, dry cleaning, laundry service, and even invoice provided (for those of you who need it). The babysitting service is a nice touch, and they are family-friendly. Food delivery is available, and they have a little Convenience store where you can grab drinks or snacks when you're feeling lazy.
For the Kids:
If you’re traveling with kids, Duegoal seems to have you covered! They are Family/child friendly and offer Kids meal, Babysitting service, and Kids facilities.
Things to Do - Activities, Events, Meetings*
They got you covered. They have Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Meeting/banquet facilities, and Meetings, Seminars. Plus, they even have Wi-Fi for special events (so you can actually do those events).
But Wait, There's More!
There's a Gift/souvenir shop, a Shrine (for your inner spirituality), and a Terrace to relax on. Plus, the always-appreciated Cash withdrawal.
The Overall Vibe – Is it Worth It?
Absolutely. Duegoal Farmhouse Bali isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. Yes, there are some small imperfections, and yes, you might encounter an errant spider or two. But the incredible staff, the stunning setting, the amazing food, and the feeling of escaping the everyday? That's what makes this place special.
Here is my opinion in all its glory! This is a perfect escape. I would return to this hotel again!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the mess that is my Bali itinerary. Forget perfect Instagram grids, think more "scattered notes scribbled on a soggy napkin after too much Bintang." This is real life travel, folks, warts and all. And we're starting with DUEGOAL FARMHOUSE, because, let's be honest, the real travel magic happens before you even leave the farm.
DUEGOAL FARMHOUSE BALI: The "I Swear it Was a Good Idea at the TIME" Itinerary
Day 1: The Arrival and the "Is This Even Real?" Vibes
6:00 AM - 8:00 AM: The Pre-Flight Panic and Chaotic Packing Ritual. Let's just say my packing style involves throwing everything vaguely "Bali-ish" into my suitcase and hoping for the best. This time involved a near-meltdown when I couldn't find my passport (it was in the fridge, don't ask). Airport chaos, delayed flight, and the usual symphony of crying babies and stressed-out travelers. Classic.
12:00 PM (Bali Time) - Landed! Oh, the sheer, glorious weight of it. Arrived at Denpasar airport. The air smelled of frangipani and something indefinably…tropical. I felt this sudden wave of pure, unadulterated joy, almost immediately followed by the crushing realization that I had NO idea how to get to Duegoal. (Facepalm).
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Taxi Negotiations and the Great Google Translate Debacle. Found a taxi, engaged in a spirited (read: slightly frantic) negotiation. My Indonesian vocabulary consisted of "thank you" and "delicious" (thanks, Duolingo!). Google Translate was my shaky lifeline. Finally, agreed on a price that probably still ripped me off, but hey, I was in Bali.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Drive, The Sights, and the "Am I Dreaming?" Moment. The drive to Duegoal was a revelation. Lush rice paddies, temples peeking through the trees, vibrant colors exploding everywhere. I swear, I was so overwhelmed by the sensory overload that I almost forgot to breathe. The first glimpse of the farm was… breathtaking. Exactly like the pictures, which, for once, wasn't a complete lie. Almost ran screaming into the fields.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Duegoal Farmhouse Check-in & Bungalow Bliss. Checked in, received a welcome drink (passion fruit, divine), and was shown to my bungalow. Oh. My. God. The view from the porch? Majestic. Mosquito net? Adorably rustic. The quiet. The peace. The feeling of finally arriving somewhere. Started wondering if this was a sign from God, a message.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at the Farmhouse Restaurant (and immediate food coma). The restaurant was a beautiful open-air space. The food? Local, fresh, and unbelievably delicious. Ate way, way too much. Seriously, I think I consumed three different kinds of curry. Result: Immediate food coma with the sound of the jungle at night.
8:00 PM onwards: Stargazing from my Bungalow Porch and Existential Musings. The stars! Never have I ever seen so many. The air was warm, the sounds of the jungle were wild, my belly was full, and I laid in bed with the idea of how it was possible for me to enjoy this moment with myself. Also realized I had forgotten my phone charger. Classic.
Day 2: Getting Muddy, Getting Spiritual (Maybe), and the Power of Coconut Water
7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Wake up, early morning rice field walk with sunrise. Woke up to the sound of birds and rooster, perfect. A beautiful, warm, and colorful Bali sunrise. Did a short walk through the rice paddies. I am not a morning person, but that sunrise was worth it. I swear, the rice paddies were calling me, felt an amazing connection with earth.
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast and Plan. Breakfast was another delicious meal at The Farmhouse Restaurant. After breakfast, I took a long walk to plan my day.
9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The mud. It was awesome. I got there and was ready to get my hands dirty. I had to pick up a plow and cultivate the rice paddies. It was hot and hard work, but the locals were very kind and helpful. That's a must for me because I'm a beginner.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch at the Farmhouse Restaurant After the hard hours of cultivating the rice paddies, I needed a very big lunch. I ordered Nasi Goreng, it was delicious.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Iced Coffe and a book. Read books and relaxed at my bungalow.
3:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Yoga and Meditation. This was the hardest part. I had no experience with yoga and meditation. I took a yoga class, it's not that easy. But at the end of the class, I felt relaxed and in a good mood.
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner at the Farmhouse Restaurant. I've ordered the same thing as the day before. It was amazing.
7:00 PM - onwards: Stargazing from my Bungalow Porch. The stars, are amazing! Amazing way to end the day.
Day 3: Unexpected Detours and the Search for the Perfect Sunset
7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Wake up, early morning walk. After the yoga class, I really wanted to walk through the rice fields early in the morning. It was the perfect way to start my day.
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast and Plan. Another big breakfast. I wanted to visit Kuta.
9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Travel to Kuta. The taxi ride to Kuta was a disaster. The roads were crowded and I got stuck in a traffic jam. But at the end of the day, I arrived.
11:00 AM - 2:00 PM: The tourist Trap. I took a walk around the town. It was crowded, and that wasn't what I was expecting.
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Lunch. I ordered rice, it was okay.
3:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Beach. It was crowded but beautiful. I forgot to pack a suncream so it was the end of the day that I was a little bit sunburned.
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Travel to The Farmhouse Restaurant. After the day, I was tired. But I was happy.
7:00 PM - onwards: Dinner. And I ended up eating the same food, again.
Day 4: Moving On, Reflections, and the Bitter Sweet Goodbye
7:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Wake up, early morning walk. Final walk through the rice field. I really wanted to feel that peace one more time.
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast and Check out. I took another big breakfast meal and check out from the farmhouse.
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The ride to the airport. The worst part of the trip was coming. The traffic was so bad that I missed the plane.
12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Take another plane. I booked another plane ticket and it was all good.
2:00 PM onwards: Finally in the air. The return flight. So much to process. So little time to do it.
Quirky Observations, Imperfections, and Rambles…
- The Mosquito Factor: I'm pretty sure the mosquitoes in Bali are genetically engineered to be super-sneaky. I swear, I got bit more in this place than I've been bit in my life.
- The Food: Okay, so the food was amazing, but I'm pretty sure I gained five pounds in the first two days. Worth it. Absolutely worth it.
- My Attempts at Indonesian: My Indonesian vocabulary expanded to include "delicious" and "thank you," but it was mostly hand gestures and embarrassed smiles.
- Sunset Hunting: Finding a perfect sunset-viewing spot quickly became my obsession.
- The "Lost in Translation" Moments: Ordering a taxi, trying to buy water, basically anything that involved speaking to a local. Always an adventure.
- Emotional Swings: One moment I was giddy with happiness, the next I was questioning my life choices. Travel, am I right?
Final Verdict:
Bali? Duegoal
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Okay, Spill the Beans: What *Exactly* is Duegoal Farmhouse, and Why Should I Care?
Alright, alright, buckle up, buttercup! Imagine this: you're utterly knackered, stressed to the max, and basically resembling a deflated whoopee cushion. Then BAM! You’re magically transported... to Bali. Specifically, to Duegoal Farmhouse. Think less "sterile hotel" and more "your eccentric artist aunt's incredibly stylish, and slightly-too-relaxed, Balinese dream house."
It’s a proper farmhouse, nestled amidst rice paddies and lush greenery. You'll wake up to the sound of chickens (yes, actual chickens!) and the scent of frangipani. And the best part? No forced fun, no "resort vibe;" just peace, quiet, and a glorious sense of "I can literally do absolutely nothing today and it's completely, utterly fine." That's the why-you-should-care part. It’s a reset button for your soul. It really is.
Is it *Actually* a Farm? Like, do I have to milk a cow at dawn? (Because, no.)
Hahaha! Okay, thankfully, no milking cows at dawn. (Though, I'm sure if you *really* wanted to, they wouldn't stop you...Bali is all about that “go with the flow” vibe.) It's more like... a *feeling* of a farm. They have a little garden where some of the fresh ingredients for breakfast come from, and, yes, there are chickens. I’m assuming they’re laying eggs somewhere, because my omelet was spectacular. But mostly, it's about the ambiance. The peace. The feeling of *being* connected to something a little more real than your laptop screen.
One morning, I swear, I saw the most ridiculous juxtaposition: one of the farmhands, covered head-to-toe in mud, was happily scrolling through Instagram on his phone. Peak Bali, folks. Peak Bali.
Okay, Food. This is Crucial. What's the Grub Like? I'm a Self-Proclaimed Foodie. (And a Snob, Let's Be Honest.)
Alright, foodie friend, listen up! The food is *damn* good. I’m not kidding. Breakfast is included, and it’s a glorious, sprawling display of tropical fruits, fluffy omelets (remember those magical chickens?), and freshly baked bread. One morning, I practically inhaled a plate of banana pancakes drizzled with local honey. I felt a tiny bit ashamed of how quickly it disappeared. Seriously, they're dangerously good.
They also do lunch and dinner, and it's all beautifully presented and incredibly fresh. Local ingredients. Think fragrant curries, grilled fish, and more fruit than you can shake a stick at. (Not that you'd want to shake a stick at fruit. That's just... wrong.) The staff is incredibly accommodating about dietary restrictions too. I’m a bit of a picky eater, and they were *angels*. Seriously, I felt a bit bad about, you know, *being* picky, but they were so patient and helpful. Highly recommend. Don’t be shy about getting extra chili sauce, because you're in Bali, and it's supposed to be spicy!
What's the Vibe? Is it full of yoga-obsessed, kale-smoothie-sipping types? (Nothing against kale, just... not my scene.)
Honestly? The vibe is refreshingly chill. Yes, there’s yoga available (and it *looked* lovely, but I’m more of a “lie on a sun lounger with a book” kind of person). There are definitely healthy options on the menu, but you won't get side-eyed for ordering a second helping of Nasi Goreng (which, by the way, is *divine*). I saw families, couples, solo travelers, and groups of friends. Everyone seemed to be enjoying their own brand of relaxation.
I remember chatting with a guy while waiting for my smoothie (yes, I *did* eventually succumb to one, and it was delicious). He told me he was a stressed-out lawyer from London and this was his third trip to Duegoal. He looked *completely* different from when he arrived: relaxed, tanned, and actually smiling. It's that kind of place.
How are the Actual Rooms? Are we talking cramped and basic, or something a little more... luxurious?
The rooms are charming. Simple, but with a touch of rustic elegance. Think whitewashed walls, dark wood furniture, and big, comfortable beds. The bathrooms are spacious, and (this is important!) the showers have decent water pressure. And the best part? Every room opens onto either a garden or a view of the rice paddies. Waking up to that view every morning was… well, it was a crime against humanity *not* to take a deep breath and appreciate it.
I stayed in one of the suites, and it was honestly bigger than my apartment back home. The details are what make it special: fresh flowers, locally made toiletries, and a little outdoor seating area where you can sip your morning coffee. Be warned though; it's Bali; there are bugs. Don't expect perfection. But the charm more than makes up for it. And, the mosquito nets actually work! I hate mosquitos. Hate 'em. And I didn't get bitten once!
What about the Staff? Are they friendly? (Because, let's be honest, bad service can ruin a vacation.)
The staff is *amazing*. Seriously. They're genuinely friendly, incredibly helpful, and always smiling. They go above and beyond to make you feel welcome. One day, I somehow managed to get a terrible mosquito bite on my ankle (damn those little buggers!), and the staff immediately produced some local remedy that soothed the itch. They remembered my coffee order every morning, and they even helped me arrange a few day trips.
And here's a story: I accidentally locked myself out of my room one afternoon (I blame the Balinese sun, which is shockingly strong). I was mortified! I was sure I’d be judged and made to feel like an idiot. But the staff were incredibly patient, helpful, and even laughed *with* me, not at me. They fixed the problem in record time. Seriously, they make the whole experience so much better. They're the heart and soul of the place, in my opinion.
Okay, I'm sold. But... what's *near* Duegoal? What can I actually DO besides eat, sleep, and stare at rice paddies (although, that sounds pretty good)?
Right, so while the idea of purely relaxing at Duegoal is tempting, Bali is, well, BALI! It offers a ton of experiences! You can easily arrange day trips from the hotel. The staff can organize everything for you. I went to Ubud, which is a short drive away (Sleep Stop Guide
