Gloria's Livingstone Hideaway: Zambia's BEST Bed & Breakfast?
Gloria's Livingstone Hideaway: More Than Just a Bed & Breakfast… It's a Zambian Vibe! (My Honest, Unfiltered Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to tell you everything about Gloria's Livingstone Hideaway. Forget the fluffy brochures and perfectly staged photos – this is the real deal. Is it Zambia's BEST Bed & Breakfast? Well, that's a BIG claim, but after my stay, I'm leaning towards a resounding YES, with a capital Y.
First Impressions: Accessibility, Comfort, and (My) Clumsiness
Let's get the practical stuff out of the way. I'm not using a wheelchair, but I've had some mobility issues. The good news? This place gets it. Accessibility is clearly a priority. While I didn't dive deep into specifics (check their website for detailed access info), the layout seemed thoughtful with consideration for those with mobility concerns. I clumsily tripped over a decorative rock on the path (my fault!), but immediately a staff member rushed over with a concerned look and a hand to help me recover. That kindness? It's the vibe here.
Now, about the rooms! Available in all rooms: Air Conditioning, Alarm Clock, Bathrobes. I'm a bathrobe kinda gal myself. Glorious, soft, fluffy robes are my love language. The room itself was clean, with all the expected bits and bobs: Air conditioning blasting (thank you, Zambia heat!), a desk for my laptop (I had to do some work, sadly), and a safe (because, well, you never know!). The free Wi-Fi was a lifesaver (especially for someone like me who relies on the internet more than oxygen!). I got to really use the internet access – wireless! Internet access – LAN I was not able to use.
The Bed, the Breakfast, the Bliss! (Or, How I Ate My Weight in Pancakes)
Let's talk about what really matters: the food! Breakfast [buffet] is the starting point. And trust me, you want to start here. They offer a blend of Asian breakfast, and Western breakfast. The pancakes alone were worth the trip. Seriously, fluffy, golden, and with a hint of…something magical. I may have gone back for seconds (and thirds). The breakfast service was impeccable, the staff attentive and friendly.
The other Dining options were impressive too. Restaurants offered a decent variety -- A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant. I especially loved the Poolside bar where I spent way too much time sipping cocktails and pretending I was a celebrity. The Snack bar saved me from hanger-induced meltdowns more than once. The Poolside bar where the drinks were cold and the view was even better.
I also tried the Vegetarian restaurant, and it was pretty tasty too. While I am not a vegetarian, I found options for me as well. They even had Coffee shop, so I could enjoy a nice cup of joe. There was also a Room service [24-hour] which was fantastic.
Relaxation Station: Spa Day & Beyond (My Quest for Pure Zen)
Listen, you're in Zambia. You're on vacation. You need to relax. And Gloria's Hideaway gets that. I fully embraced the Spa, and let me tell you, it was a game-changer. Body scrub? Check. Body wrap? Absolutely. Massage? Oh, yes, please. The massage therapist was a miracle worker, kneading away all the travel knots and city stress. I emerged feeling like a newborn baby. The Pool with view wasn't bad either. I also enjoyed the Sauna.
They have a Fitness center, but after the pancakes and the spa, let’s just say I wasn’t exactly motivated. I definitely took advantage of the Steamroom.
Things to Do: Exploring Livingstone & Beyond (With a Side of Wildlife)
Okay, so I spent a good portion of my time eating and getting pampered, but I did venture out! Things to do in the area are endless. Victoria Falls is a must-see, of course (it's right there!). The hotel can arrange Airport transfer and Taxi service, making getting around a breeze. I didn’t get on, but those amazing Bicycle parking were a cool!
I think it's a great spot for Couple's room, it looks very romantic.
Cleanliness & Safety: Peace of Mind in a Pandemic World
Let's be honest. We're all a bit more paranoid these days. Gloria's Hideaway gets it. They've got Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and staff trained in safety protocol. I definitely felt safe. They also have Hand sanitizer which is a life-saver! Rooms sanitized between stays. The Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and Individually-wrapped food options gave me a sense of security. The also offer Cashless payment service!
For the Kids (And the Big Kids, Too!): Family-Friendly Fun
I didn't bring any kids with me but, it looked excellent for families. Family/child friendly, Babysitting service, Kids facilities, Kids meal are offered which is great.
Services & Conveniences: Making Life Easier (Because Vacation Should Be Easy!)
This place is seriously thoughtful. They have a Business facilities if you need to do some work. And there is a Concierge to help with anything and everything. I used the Laundry service, and it was a lifesaver.
They also have a Gift/souvenir shop, which is great for picking up last-minute presents.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Stuff That Made Me Smile
Look, no place is perfect. There was a slight hiccup with the AC in my room (fixed immediately!), and the Wi-Fi could be a little spotty at times. But honestly, the small imperfections just added to the charm. The staff, from the smiling faces at the front desk to the sweet housekeeper, were genuinely lovely. They were attentive without being intrusive, helpful without being pushy. That genuine warmth is what truly sets Gloria's Hideaway apart.
The Big Question: Would I Go Back?
Absolutely! I'm already dreaming of those pancakes, that spa, and the overall feeling of pure, unadulterated relaxation. If you're looking for a place to unwind, explore, and experience the true essence of Zambia, book a stay at Gloria's Livingstone Hideaway. You won't regret it. Seriously, go. And tell them I sent you (maybe they'll give me a discount on my next visit!). SEO-Focused Offer (Grab it While It's Hot!)
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Tired of the same old vacation routine? Craving a truly unforgettable experience? Gloria's Livingstone Hideaway is calling your name! Nestled in the heart of Livingstone, Zambia, our charming B&B offers an unparalleled blend of comfort, adventure, and relaxation.
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- Luxurious Comfort: Enjoy spacious, non-smoking rooms with air conditioning, free Wi-Fi, plush bathrobes, and all the amenities you need for a perfect stay.
- Unforgettable Dining: Indulge in a culinary journey with our delicious, freshly prepared breakfast buffet (those pancakes!), restaurants serving up international and local cuisines, and a vibrant poolside bar for cocktails with a view.
- Unwind and Rejuvenate: Pamper yourself with our world-class spa featuring soothing massages, rejuvenating body wraps, and a relaxing sauna. Take a dip in our stunning outdoor swimming pool.
- Adventure Awaits: Explore the majestic Victoria Falls (just a stone's throw away!), go wildlife spotting, and experience the thrill of Zambia. We can book airport transfers, taxi service, and arrange exciting excursions!
- Peace of Mind: Relax knowing that hygiene and safety are our top priorities. We offer anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection, hand sanitizers, and staff trained in safety protocols.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sanitised, Insta-perfect travelogue. This is… Gloria's Bed and Breakfast, Livingstone, Zambia, through the eyes of yours truly, and believe me, things got real.
Gloria's Messy, Wonderful Zambian Adventure – A Travel Itinerary (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Crocodiles)
Day 1: Arrival & a Deep Breath (or, "Did I REALLY just book a flight?")
- Morning: Holy. Moly. I'm in Zambia! After a truly epic flight – think screaming toddlers, turbulence that made me question my life choices, and a particularly aggressive in-flight movie selection – I finally touched down in Livingstone. The heat hit me like a brick wall. Beautiful, golden, humid brick wall. Passport control was… efficient, let's say. They appreciated my efforts at shaky Swahili.
- Afternoon: Finally, taxi to Gloria’s! The drive? Utter sensory overload. Bright colours, bustling markets overflowing with everything imaginable, and a general air of… life. Gloria’s B&B itself is a riot of bougainvillea, friendly dogs, and a slightly haphazard (but utterly charming) layout. My room? Well, let's just say the mosquito net looked less like a barrier and more like a suggestion.
- Evening: Dinner with other guests was wonderful but a bit of a blur (jet lag kicking in full force). We spoke to a couple from Norway. They told us about their encounter with a lion yesterday. I sat there thinking, "I need to get myself together, I'm here, and there's a lion out there somewhere."
Day 2: Victoria Falls – The Thunderous Cacophony (and a near-drowning experience)
- Morning: Okay, Victoria Falls. The reason I came. And holy Hannah, it's… well, it's overwhelming. The sheer power of the falls, the spray soaking you to the bone (despite the raincoats!), the roar… it's like being punched in the face by nature. In the best possible way, of course. I, of course, was incredibly nervous. I had such a fear of large bodies of waters.
- Afternoon: We took the boat tour. They called it a "sunset cruise". The sunset was amazing. But I almost fell down the Falls! I got a little too close to the edge and slipped, my feet getting tangled. The guides helped me, but I thought it was the end.
- Evening: Back at Gloria’s, I have a nice bath.
Day 3: White Water Rafting – Adrenalin and Altitude Sickness
- Morning: White water rafting. My brilliant decision. I should mention I'm not particularly known for my athleticism, nor my love of cold water. I did not know what I was getting into. The guides were amazing, laughing and shouting. I was in the boat but by the end, I was in the water more!
- Afternoon: After the boat, I was exhausted, but also buzzing with the energy. Back at Gloria's, I started to feel sick. The next thing I knew I was huddled in my room with altitude sickness. I ended up sleeping for 12 hours.
- Evening: I was woken up by the lovely Gloria with a soothing herbal tea.
Day 4: The African Bush – Up Close and Personal (and a slightly terrifying encounter)
- Morning: Safari time! This was on my list the whole time. We had to go. The morning arrived cold. We dressed warm. I was nervous. We saw elephants! Giraffes! Zebras! It was like stepping into a National Geographic documentary.
- Afternoon: Things took a turn. I was taking a picture of a baboon when a rhino charged us. It wasn't directly at us, but close enough to make me scream like a small child. I almost died of fear but then it was over. I still get shivers thinking about it!
- Evening: Dinner back at the B&B felt like a victory. We traded our stories about our day.
Day 5: Markets, Memories, and the Blues (and a Very Questionable Purchase)
- Morning: A trip to the local market. The sights, smells, and sounds were… a LOT. I got terribly lost. Eventually, I bought a hand-carved wooden giraffe. Yes, I know, cliché. But it's my cliché, dammit!
- Afternoon: Just sitting around, writing and reflecting on my trip. It was a good trip.
- Evening: I met a new friend, and we shared our favourite stories from the trip.
Day 6: Farewell, Zambia (and a Promise to Return)
- Morning: Preparing for my flight. I felt a pang of sadness. I will miss Gloria, the dogs, the food, the whole experience.
- Afternoon: Final walk through the gardens, said goodbye to Gloria.
- Evening: Flight time! On the plane, I thought of my adventures, my fears, my laughter, my tears.
Final Thoughts: Look, this trip wasn’t perfect. There were moments of pure terror, moments of profound beauty, and a whole lot of moments involving questionable decisions on my part. But it was real. It was messy. It was unforgettable. And you know what? I wouldn’t trade a single mosquito bite, near-drowning experience, or rhino encounter for anything. Zambia, you've stolen a piece of my heart. I'll be back!
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Gloria's Livingstone Hideaway: FAQ - Because You Definitely Have Questions (And I Have Answers, Maybe)
So, is Gloria's actually the "BEST" B&B in Zambia? Seriously? That's a BIG claim.
Okay, alright, let's be real. Best is subjective, like, *really* subjective. Is it the fanciest? Nope. Is it the most modern? Again, firmly in the "nope" basket. But... and this is a big but... Gloria? Gloria makes the *experience*. She’s got a laugh that could shatter diamonds (in a good way!), and she runs this place like a slightly chaotic but incredibly loving matriarch. She definitely *believes* she's the best (and honestly, she probably IS the best at being Gloria). It's less about marble floors and more about genuine, heart-on-her-sleeve hospitality. I mean, she once rescued a lost pigeon from the roof and then named it... Fred. That’s Gloria for you. It's a whole *vibe*.
What's the food like? I'm a picky eater. Don't judge me.
Listen, I get it. Food is important. And at Gloria's? Well, let's just say it's *home-style*. Think hearty breakfasts – think mountains of eggs (scrambled, fried, however you like 'em), crispy bacon, and toast that actually tastes *good*. There's always fresh fruit, too, which is a lifesaver after a night of, shall we say, "adventures" (more on that later). Lunch is available and it’s a very good. If you’re lucky, you might get a taste of her amazing Chombela. The thing with Gloria is, she adapts. She asks about allergies, preferences, and, let's be honest, your general level of hangriness. Just tell her you're picky. She'll roll her eyes (lovingly!), but she’ll figure it out. Probably with extra bacon.
The rooms… are they actually *nice*? I've seen some B&Bs... let's just say 'rustic'.
Okay, the rooms are... comfortable. They're not the Ritz. They're clean, they have proper beds (thank goodness!), and mosquito nets are a non-negotiable, which is great. The decor is... well, it's Gloria. Think a charming mix of local art, a few old family photos, and a general sense of "lived-in-ness." Think cozy, not minimalist. The bathrooms are perfectly functional, but don't expect a rain shower with eleven different settings. They're perfectly fine. And the aircon? Works like a charm, which is crucial in Livingstone heat. Honestly, the rooms are a place to crash after a day of exploring – and they’re really enough.
What about the location? Is it close to things?
Perfectly located! Close enough to the main bustle that you can walk to many restaurants and bars (although, be prepared for a bit of a scramble on the side of the road, that's part of the adventure!), and far enough away that it's quiet and peaceful. I remember one night... Oh, the night! I was walking home from a particularly *spirited* dinner, and I swear, I saw a baboon on a streetlight. No, maybe it was a slightly tipsy guest dressed up as a baboon. The point is, it's close enough, but the wildlife? Let's just say you might see more than just house cats wandering around.
How does Gloria help with activities? I want to see the Falls!
Gloria is your *secret weapon*. She knows everyone. Seriously. Want to see Victoria Falls? She’ll arrange it. Want to go white-water rafting? She'll hook you up with a reputable company. She can get you deals you wouldn't find on your own. Seriously, she has a contact for *everything*. She might even wrangle you a ride to the local market with her nephew’s cousin. The only downside? She might try to haggle *for* you, whether you want her to or not. "This woman, she try to charge too much! I speak to her for you!" Bless her heart. But she knows the best guides, the best tours, the best everything. Listen to her recommendations.
I heard there's a pool? Is it a decent pool?
Oh, the pool! It's your oasis in the Livingstone heat. It's not Olympic-sized, mind you, but it's clean, refreshing, and perfect for a post-adventure dip. I spent *hours* floating in that pool one afternoon, nursing a slight sunburn and recovering from… well, let’s just say I had an encounter with a very enthusiastic elephant on a safari. The pool isn’t fancy but it's clean and a godsend. It’s also a great place to meet other guests, swap stories, and compare sunburns.
I'm worried about safety. Is it a safe area?
Livingstone, in general, is pretty safe. But Gloria’s Hideaway? Feels like a fortress. It's gated, and there’s always staff around. And Gloria? Forget about it, she knows everybody. She makes you feel like you're part of her extended, slightly noisy family… in a good way. Take normal precautions, yeah, but I never felt unsafe. I wandered around at night (possibly after too many Mosi beers), and I never felt threatened. Gloria’s got your back. Literally and figuratively.
Okay, you've mentioned 'adventures' a few times. What should I actually do in Livingstone?
The Falls, obviously. Get wet, get soaked, it's incredible. Go on a sunset cruise on the Zambezi. White-water raft if you're feeling adventurous (I chickened out, but I heard it's amazing). Visit the local markets, the museums, the wildlife sanctuaries. But truthfully? The best thing to do in Livingstone is to *talk* to the locals. They're incredible people. Gloria can help you with that. And, honestly? Just relax. Slow down. Breathe. Livingstone is a place to unwind, and Gloria's Hideaway is the perfect basecamp.
Any downsides? Be honest.
Alright, let's be real. The shower pressure isn't always amazing. SometimesPremium Stay Search
