Malacca's Batu Berendam Secret: The BEST Homestay You NEED to Book!
Malacca's Batu Berendam Secret: My Honest (and Slightly Chaotic) Review - Is This REALLY the Best Homestay?
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea, the teh tarik, AND maybe a little bit of my soul, on Malacca's Batu Berendam Secret. Forget those pristine, robotic reviews – this is the raw, unfiltered truth, straight from someone who loves a good homestay (and a serious nap). Is this place REALLY the best? Let's find out, shall we?
First, let's be real: finding this place was a mission. Accessibility? Sure, it's in Batu Berendam, which in itself felt like a secret location. Getting there by taxi was easy enough, and they do offer airport transfer, which, after a red-eye flight, is a lifesaver. Thankfully, there’s car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site], because driving around in Malacca is a free-for-all. The entrance…well, let's just say it's not exactly screaming "wheelchair accessible." I didn't check for sure, but I'm guessing it's not ideal for guests with mobility issues. A heads-up there, folks.
Accessibility: 5/10 (Could use some work!)
The Vibe (and the Room, OMG, the Room!)
Okay, let's dive into the heart of the matter, the rooms! I booked a regular ol' non-smoking room (thankfully, I hate smelling of smoke). Let’s just say, the air conditioning was a godsend. Malacca is HOT. And speaking of hot, the shower was glorious. The separate shower/bathtub, a nice touch. Having the bathrobes and slippers ready when you roll in after the airport, pure luxury.
Now, here's where it gets interesting. My room had air conditioning, complimentary tea, coffee/tea maker, free bottled water, and interconnecting room(s) available (which is great if you're traveling with a big family, although I didn't have one). The window that opens was a nice touch and a way to get rid of the stuffy air once in a while. The desk was perfect for setting up my laptop and doing some work as well.
Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Alarm clock, Bathroom phone, Blackout curtains, Closet, Carpeting, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
Rooms: 9/10 (Seriously, I wanted to move in permanently to the room, and stay here for a long time)
Internet and Tech Stuff - Gotta Stay Connected (Even on Vacation!)
Thank GOD for Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Seriously, a dealbreaker for me. I need to be online, whether I'm working, Instagramming my food, or just generally procrastinating. The Internet access – wireless was reliable, and I believe there was Internet access – LAN if you're super old-school (or just need a more stable connection). They also offer Internet services.
Internet: 10/10 (Can't fault it!)
Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Minor Missteps)
Alright, let's talk food because, let's be honest, that's half the reason we travel, right? The Breakfast [buffet] was pretty decent with Asian breakfast and Western breakfast. You could grab yourself some tasty food at the buffet, and it had the usual suspects: eggs, pancakes, toast. They do offer an Alternative meal arrangement if you have dietary restrictions, which is thoughtful.
I tried the A la carte in restaurant, it was good, but nothing mind-blowing. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was decent, but maybe I should have tried the Western cuisine in restaurant instead, maybe it would have been better. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was surprisingly great, and I had a snack at the Snack bar which was good also.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Restaurants, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
Dining: 8/10 (Some hits, some misses, but overall satisfying).
Relaxation and Pampering (The Good Stuff!)
Okay, now we're talking! After a long day of exploring, the possibilities of the hotel were awesome. They had a Sauna and a Pool with view, (which was gorgeous!).
Ways to relax: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
Relaxation: 10/10 (Absolute bliss! The Spa was my happy place).
Cleanliness and Safety in the Age of…Well, You Know
This is important. The anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas gave me peace of mind. They have Hand sanitizer readily available, and the staff are clearly Staff trained in safety protocol. The room sanitization opt-out available is a nice touch. And Hand sanitizer was everywhere.
Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.
Cleanliness and safety: 10/10 (They took it seriously, which I appreciated).
Services and Conveniences - Because Life is Easier That Way!
They have concierge which is handy, and the daily housekeeping was a godsend (I am messy). They offer laundry service and dry cleaning which is great, as well as Ironing service. The downside is that there is no Pets allowed . They have a gift/souvenir shop, and the Cash withdrawal machine was convenient. They also offer food delivery.
Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center,
Services: 9/10 (Basically, everything you need and more!)
For the Kids - Family-Friendly or Not?
Even though I was on a solo trip, I did see some families around. They had Babysitting service, which is great.
For the kids: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids meal.
For the kids: 8/10 (Seemed kid-friendly, but I didn't experience it firsthand).
Getting Around
They offer an Airport transfer, and there's a Car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site].
Getting around: Airport transfer, **Bicycle
Kuching Homestays: Your Dream Malaysian Escape Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get slammed with my planned Malacca adventure, specifically outta the Batu Berendam Homestay, and trust me, this ain't gonna be your sterile, brochure-perfect itinerary. Consider this a travel diary, with a healthy dose of "what the heck were we thinking?" thrown in for good measure.
Day 1: Arrival, Ahoy! (And the Great Luggage Debacle)
- Morning (ish): Arrival at Batu Berendam Airport (or maybe KLIA and then a taxi – who’s counting?). Let’s be honest, the arrival is always a blur of immigration lines, the desperate search for a functioning ATM, and the sheer, unadulterated relief of finally hearing someone say, "Welcome to Malaysia!"
- Imperfection Alert: The first thing that happened? Lost a bloody wheel on my suitcase. Seriously. Like, poof, gone. Now, I’m trundling around looking like a half-broken robot ready to have a mental breakdown.
- Afternoon: Check into Batu Berendam Homestay. My expectations are low – as in, "clean bed, working AC, and no creepy crawlies" low. But the homestay? It’s actually… cozy! Like a grandma's house, but with better Wi-Fi. Score.
- Quirky Observation: The resident cat (who I've promptly named "Sultan" because… why not?) judged my every move. I swear, he knew my "hangry" potential before I did.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Explore the neighborhood a bit. Walk to the local market and attempt to order food. This is where my language skills face plant. I will point at things, I will gesture wildly, and I will probably end up with something I didn't actually order. But hey, it's an adventure, right?
- Emotional Reaction (Good): The smell of the food stalls! The sheer vibrancy of the colours! I felt my city-grime melt away. It'll be a memory forever.
- Rambling (Oh Yeah): Okay, so the food. I'm gonna take a chance with some noodles from a place that looks sketchy. Not sketchy-sketchy, mind you, but like… the kind of place where you could, if you were so inclined, contract something you probably didn't want. But I've seen it on a YouTube travel show, so I'm expert now, right? Right?
Day 2: Historical Headaches (and the Power of Chicken Rice Balls)
- Morning: Head into Malacca city proper. This involves a taxi ride and a prayer that I don't get ripped off.
- Imperfection: Taxi driver was chatty. WAY too chatty. I barely understood a word, but he kept honking and pointing at things. My brain wanted to explode.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Explore Jonker Street. Okay, this place is touristy. Very touristy. But the buildings are gorgeous, and the antique shops are fascinating, even if most of it is probably overpriced.
- Opinionated Language (oh yes): I'm not gonna lie, the crowds were a bit much, but the beauty of it all made up for it. I'm one for avoiding tourist traps but this one, I'm willing to make an exception.
- Lunch: CHICKEN RICE BALLS. This is the main event, people. I am obsessed with the concept. This is a pilgrimage. I'm gonna eat so many I roll out of the restaurant. So many!
- Afternoon: A trip to the A'Famosa Fort. Walk along the walls. Look up at the iconic remains of St. Paul's Church. Marvel at how much the city has been through. Take a million photos.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction (Good): The view from the top of the hill overlooking the city? Breathtaking. Seriously, I almost cried. It’s a postcard moment.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Explore the other temples around the area. I’ve heard there are a few, each with its own history and stories.
- Messier Structure: Okay, the original plan was "temples, temples, temples" but honestly, my feet hurt. I had some random street food and sat by the river with an ice-cream. Honestly couldn't care less about the temples, and just watched the world go by.
Day 3: Day Trip Daze, and a Little Retail Therapy
- Morning: Considering a day trip to a nearby beach. This could go two ways: glorious sunshine and relaxation, or sunburn and sand in every crevice. (Praying for scenario one.)
- Stream-of-Consciousness: Beach… sun… sea… maybe a coconut… oh god, what if I get stung by a jellyfish? I'm seriously considering staying in the homestay because the idea of jellyfish is really not sitting well with me.
- Afternoon: If the beach is a bust (or if I chicken out), it’s time for some serious shopping. Head back to Jonker Street, and spend whatever money I have left on souvenirs and stuff I don’t need, but absolutely must have.
- Late Afternoon: Relax back at the homestay. Sultan the cat will be waiting, judging my shopping haul. The perfect end to a hectic day.
- Evening: Farewell dinner at the homestay for the last night
The End? (More Like, Until I Get Home and Re-evaluate Everything)
This is the kind of itinerary that’s written in pencil, constantly changing, and guaranteed to be filled with the unexpected. And that, my friends, is the best way to travel. Now, wish me luck! I’m going in!
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Batu Berendam Secret: FAQ (Because You NEED to Know Before You Go!)
Okay, Spill the Beans! What's the Big Deal About This 'Secret' Homestay?
Alright, alright, settle down! "Secret" is a bit dramatic, maybe. But honestly? This place, Batu Berendam Secret, is MAGIC. It's not just a room to crash in; it's an EXPERIENCE. Think cozy, authentic, with a capital A. It's like stepping into a Malaysian postcard designed specifically to soothe your weary soul. The owner, bless her heart, is a treasure – think your cool aunt who knows all the best food stalls and gossips like a pro. I actually teared up a little the first time I arrived (don't judge!).
How Exactly is it "Cozy"? I'm Skeptical.
Skepticism is healthy! I used to be one. But trust me on this one. Cozy... like a favourite sweater on a rainy day. Imagine: comfy beds with ridiculously soft pillows (I actually tried to buy one, unsuccessfully!), tastefully decorated rooms with a touch of traditional charm, and a vibe that screams "Welcome home, weary traveller!" The garden? Oh, the garden! Lush, green, with chirping birds and the gentle hum of... well, life. The whole place just exhales relaxation. Honestly, I spent an entire afternoon just reading in a hammock there. Pure bliss. Almost forgot I had a whole itinerary planned!
Does it Have Air Conditioning? (Because, Malaysia.)
YES! Thank goodness. Look, I love authenticity, I really do. But I also love not sweating excessively. They have AC, and it WORKS. Plus, fans are strategically placed for extra breeze. You will not melt. Promise. Now, if you're asking about a private pool... no dice. Public pool I think, but honestly, exploring Malacca's sights is way more fun than being poolside. Besides, the owner can give you better recommendations for where to cool-off, than I can remember!
Location, Location, Location! Is It Convenient?
Batu Berendam is a little bit away from the historic heart of Malacca, which is good and bad. Good because it's quiet, and the hustle & bustle of Jonker Street, doesn't intrude on your peace.. Bad if you want to be *right there* at the doorstep of history. BUT! Taxis and Grab (the Southeast Asian Uber) are readily available and super cheap. The owner can hook you up with a driver if you need. Plus, it's close to the airport, so major bonus points for anyone who hates long airport transfers (raises hand!). I recall one trip, my Grab driver got so lost, it was hilarious - but we got there eventually. It adds to the experience, right?! RIGHT!
I'm a Foodie. Will I Starve? (And is there Breakfast?)
STARVE?! Are you kidding me?! Malacca is a FOOD PARADISE! And no, you won’t starve. Breakfast IS included, and it's DELICIOUS. Don't expect a huge buffet, but expect fresh, local fare. Think nasi lemak (a coconut rice dish!), perhaps some toast with kaya (coconut jam – you NEED it!), fresh fruit, and strong, delicious coffee. Honestly, I dream about the kaya toast. I've tried to make it at home, but it's just not the same. And beyond the provided breakfast, the BEST part is the owner’s recommendations! She knows ALL the hidden gems, the best hawker stalls. The food is so good. So incredibly good. I can feel myself drooling just thinking about it. Make sure you ask her about the chicken rice balls! I, myself had a bad run-in with *one* place once... but that's a story for a different FAQ!
What About the Owner? You Keep Mentioning Her. Is She... Annoying?
Annoying?! Absolutely not! She's the HEART and SOUL of the place. She's incredibly warm, welcoming, and genuinely cares about her guests. She's not overbearing, but she's always there to offer advice, help you navigate the city, or just have a friendly chat. She’s like the super friendly aunt you never knew you needed. Honestly, my first trip, I had a major travel meltdown (delayed flight, lost luggage, the works). She saw me having a mini-panic and gave me a cup of tea and a pep talk. It saved me! She's one of the reasons I go back. And yes, sometimes she can be *a little* much – she is a Malaysian auntie, after all. She'll probably try to feed you. But it's all done with love. Embrace it!
What Are the Rooms Like? Are They Clean?
The rooms are spotlessly clean and well-maintained. The decor is simple, tasteful, and reflects the local culture. Honestly, I’m a bit of a neat freak, and I had ZERO complaints. The bathrooms are modern and functional. You'll find all the basic amenities you need (soap, shampoo, towels). Okay, I might be being a bit dramatic. One time the hot water took a *little* while to heat up... but that's hardly a deal-breaker. Honestly, I’ve stayed in far pricier hotels that weren't as well-maintained. The bed linens smell AMAZING too (seriously, what laundry detergent do they use?!). The air conditioning is glorious. You'll sleep like a baby.
Is it Kid-Friendly? (I'm Traveling With Little Terrorists... I mean, Children.)
Hmmm...it depends. The homestay is generally pretty chill. But the vibe is more "relax and unwind" rather than "kid's playground". If your kids are well-behaved and can appreciate a quieter atmosphere, then sure. The garden is nice for them to play in, but it's not a dedicated play area. If your children are prone to running wild and making a LOT of noise, perhaps consider a different place. The owner seemed to be good with kids iirc. But I'd advise contacting her directly to inquire about kid-friendly amenities and if she thinks the place is a good fit. Communication will be key.
Is it Pricey? (Because I'm on a Budget.)
Nope. This is one of the best things. Batu Berendam Secret offers EXCELLENT value for yourHotels Blog Guide
