Lisbon Luxury: SANA Metropolitan Hotel's Unforgettable Stay
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn’t your grandma’s hotel review. We’re diving headfirst into the Lisbon Luxury: SANA Metropolitan Hotel experience, and trust me, it's a wild ride. And I'm talking, like, totally unfiltered, not just the polished brochure version. Let's see, where to begin?
First Impressions & the "Getting There" Saga
So, Lisbon. Gorgeous city. The sun, the azulejos… it's a feast for the eyes and the soul. Landing at the airport, I opted for the hotel's airport transfer. Now, this is where things get… interesting. It’s easy to mess up the simple things like getting to the hotel. The driver claimed he spoke English, but navigating the winding Lisbon streets, with Google Maps screaming directions and him silently judging my attempts at Portuguese… well, let's just say it built character. Thankfully, the car was spotless, which was a good omen, given the current state of pandemic everything. (Getting Around: Airport Transfer)
Right, accessibility. Now, the hotel itself seemed pretty damn good. (Accessibility: Wheelchair Accessible) The lobby had wide doors, ramps where needed. I didn't personally need it, but I saw quite a few things that suggested the hotel was taking care of this. (Services and conveniences: Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests)
Sanitation Nation & COVID-19's Shadow
Let's be real, the pandemic is still a thing. And, yeah, I'm anxious. BUT, I gotta say, the SANA Metropolitan seemed to have its act together. (Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol) Everywhere you looked, there was hand sanitizer. Staff wore masks. The constant, constant cleaning… honestly, it was a little reassuring. I saw them using some sci-fi looking equipment that zapped germs into oblivion. Maybe I’m a germaphobe, but I loved it. (Cleanliness and safety: Sterilizing equipment)
The Room: My Tiny Palace
I booked a standard room, which, honestly, felt anything but standard. It was spacious, clean (obvi), and the bed? Oh, the bed. (Available in all rooms: Extra long bed) I swear, it swallowed me whole every night. The linens felt like clouds. I could've seriously lived in that bed. (Available in all rooms: Linens) The window that opened… yeah, that's a simple pleasure that I always appreciate. (Available in all rooms: Window that opens)And the blackout curtains? Divine. (Available in all rooms: Blackout curtains) I'm talking, proper, darkness. Crucial for battling jet lag, which I was definitely battling. (Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free])
Okay, minor nitpick: the coffee machine was a bit confusing. And finding the damn plug to charge my phone by the bed took me about 20 minutes. But these are truly minor things.
Food, Glorious Food! (And My Stomach's Struggles)
Alright, so the food. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant) Breakfast was a buffet, and while I love buffets, it also filled me with dread. So many things to choose from! I went straight for the pastries. Huge mistake. One croissant attack and, well, let's just say I got to know the restrooms pretty well. (Breakfast [buffet]) The coffee? Delicious. (Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop) The juices were fresh. (Breakfast Service: Fresh Juice) The other restaurant options? A la carte and international. I'm not the hungriest person. But it was there, and it looked great. (Food Delivery) Room service, 24-hour? Yes, please. (Room service [24-hour])
The Spa: Serenity, Sort Of…
Okay, the spa. This is where I REALLY let loose. I'm talking body scrub levels of relaxation here. (Ways to relax: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]) The massage was AMAZING. (Ways to relax: Massage) I'm not kidding, I think I drooled. The sauna… okay, the sauna was a little too hot for me, but the steam room? Pure bliss. (Ways to relax: Sauna, Steamroom) The pool area was lovely, calm, and with a view. The one thing I saw that I thought was cool was a pool with a view. (Ways to relax: Pool with view)
Things to Do (Besides Overeating and Napping)
Lisbon is fantastic. The hotel helped organize a few tours; that was helpful. (Services and conveniences: Concierge, Meeting/banquet facilities) I spent ages wandering the Alfama district, getting hopelessly lost (in the best way possible). And just the general vibe of the city of Lisbon is magic. (Things to do)
The Quirks & Small Annoyances
Look, no hotel is perfect. The Wi-Fi, while free, was sometimes a little… glacial. Good thing I wasn't that much of a digital nomad. (Internet access) Also, sometimes the staff, bless their hearts, didn’t quite understand my frantic English. But they always tried. (Services and conveniences: Doorman)
The Verdict: Would I Go Back?
Absolutely. Despite a few minor hiccups, the SANA Metropolitan delivered. It's a comfortable, clean, and well-located hotel with some seriously fantastic amenities. It's not perfect, but its charm and the overall experience outweigh any small imperfections. It's a good base for exploring Lisbon.
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London Luxury: Chic 1-Bed Apartment Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this itinerary is less "polished travel brochure" and more "rambling journal entry hastily scrawled on a cocktail napkin." We're headed to the SANA Metropolitan Hotel in Lisbon, Portugal, and frankly, I'm already a mess of anticipation. Let's see if I can actually keep up with this.
DAY 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and Pastel de Nata (and maybe a breakdown?)
Morning (Oh God, the Flight): Ugh, flying. My least favorite pre-holiday ritual. I'm not a good flyer. My stomach is doing somersaults, I'm convinced the plane is going to spontaneously combust, and I'm probably annoying everyone around me. This time, I am determined to be cool, calm, and collected. (Narrator: she will not be.) Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, a small glass of wine might help. Okay, maybe the whole bottle after the security line. What's security like in Lisbon? Is it worse than Heathrow? Dear god…
Afternoon (Arrival at Hotel, Sweet Relief…and Confusion): Finally! Lisbon. The sun! The promise of adventure! We arrive at the SANA Metropolitan (thankfully, no plane exploded). The hotel looks chic, sleek, and very…European. Check-in is smooth (for now). The room feels…slightly clinical. Like maybe they're expecting a diplomat, not a sweaty, jet-lagged idiot like myself. I stare at the giant bed and think, Wow, a king-size bed all to myself! (A lonely joy, but still a joy.) Then, the panic sets in… Where do I even start?
- First Impressions: The lobby is gorgeous, though I'm pretty sure I nearly tripped over that impossibly stylish chair. The staff are all impeccably dressed and speak multiple languages (which immediately makes me feel like a basic tourist).
Late Afternoon (The Hunt for Pastel de Nata…and Sanity): Right, priorities. Pastel de Nata. I've read about them. I've drooled over Instagram photos. I need one. Or three. Or ten. I practically run out of the hotel, map in hand. The streets of Lisbon. Wow. So many hills. So many cobblestones. Am I wearing the right shoes? Probably not. After getting hopelessly lost (and nearly run over by a tram), I stumble into a tiny bakery. Pastel de Nata. Glorious, golden perfection. The first bite? Literally heaven. I nearly cried. That tiny pastry, that moment of pure bliss… it was everything.
- Anecdote of Awkwardness: While attempting to pay, I accidentally knocked over a display of Pastel de Nata and caused a small, but significant, pastry avalanche. I just stood there, mortified, apologizing in broken Portuguese. Thankfully, the baker was incredibly kind and just smiled, handing me a complimentary Pastel de Nata to "calm my nerves." Honestly, the single greatest moment of the day.
Evening (Dinner and the Eternal Struggle with Foreign Menus): Dinner. The hotel restaurant seems fancy. Very fancy. I feel completely out of my depth. The menu is like a foreign language (which, technically, it is). I order something that sounds good. It arrives. It's… different. But, you know what? I eat it anyway. The waiter gives me a sympathetic look. Maybe he understands.
- Emotional Breakdown (Mini-Edition): Suddenly, I'm overwhelmed. The language barrier, the unfamiliar food, the sheer foreignness of it all. I feel like I'm failing. I miss my dog. I miss comfort food. I contemplate ordering room service mac and cheese, then remember where I am.
DAY 2: Exploring, Escaping, and the Unexpected Beauty of Things
Morning (The Power of Coffee and a Map): Okay, after yesterday's existential crisis, a strong coffee is a must. I force myself to look at a map. I'm determined to be a capable tourist today. I decide to take a walk.
Late Morning (Exploring Alfama, Where the Magic is Real): I wander through Alfama, the oldest district in Lisbon. It’s a labyrinth of narrow streets and colorful buildings. (And more hills! My poor calves!) I get delightfully lost (again). But this time, I don't care. The sounds of Fado music drifting from open windows…The smell of grilled sardines… It's like stepping into a postcard.
- Quirky Observation: The way laundry is hung to dry across the streets is absolutely charming. Although you could probably get clotheslined by it if you're not paying attention. Another moment of awe and self-realisation.
Lunch(Sardines and Simple Pleasures): I find a tiny little cafe. The owner doesn't speak much English, but we somehow manage to communicate, and I order sardines. This time, I'm more successful! They're a revelation. This is it! I have had a moment of pure bliss!
- Emotional Reaction (Good): Everything. The whole scene. The food, the people, the atmosphere. I feel alive, happy, and truly content for the first time since… well, since before I left home.
Afternoon(The Castle, the Views, and the Wind): So I decide to visit São Jorge Castle. The climb is brutal. The views from the top are breathtaking. The wind is savage. For a moment, I feel like I'm going to be blown away. But it's worth it. The red rooftops, the sparkling of the Tagus River… Incredible.
Evening(Drinks, Thoughts, and a Random Encounter): I stop for a drink at a rooftop bar. The sunset is stunning. Lisbon is beautiful. I feel much better. Much better. Then, I start thinking. Thinking about life, about adventure, about all the things I want to do… I end up talking to a charming local at the bar. It's lovely. (We'll see where that goes, but for now, the world is a slightly better place.)
DAY 3: Goodbye Lisbon? (Or at least for now.)
Morning (The Hotel Breakfast and Regrets): Breakfast at the hotel. The buffet is extensive, but I'm already mourning the Pastel de Nata I didn't get to enjoy. I sit there, staring out the window, feeling that pang of sadness that always comes on the last day of a trip.
Late Morning (Last-Minute Souvenir Hunting and Panic Buying): I rush to the shops to buy souvenirs. I end up buying too much. I buy something I think I will love. I am a sucker for tourist traps with a certain charm.
Afternoon (Departure and the Promise to Return): Check-out, goodbye to the staff. The airport looms. (I may have had one last Pastel de Nata for the road.)
- Emotional Reaction (Bittersweet): Ready to leave. And just a little bit, sad. This trip was a mess. But I loved it. I fell in love with Lisbon. I felt a little broken, sometimes, but I felt something. I will come back. It's a promise.
Evening: On the plane, I sort through the photos, and start planning my return.
Final thoughts (Rambling and Unorganized):
- This itinerary is not neat. Not perfect. But it is real. I hope it's been useful, and just a bit fun. I hope you can find some delight in your own travel, even when things get messy. And I hope you eat all the Pastel de Nata you can. Because, honestly, life is too short not to.
Things I Forgot to Mention: The hotel's gym (I didn't go). The pool (I didn't swim). The fact that I only used half of that giant bed. Oh well. Next time.
Okay, spill the tea! Is the SANA Metropolitan *really* worth the luxury hype? After all these years in Lisbon, I'm a skeptic...
Alright, alright, settle down, you seasoned Lisbon-dweller! Look, I've seen some hotels in my time, from charmingly creaky B&Bs to, you know, places that try *way* too hard to be swanky. The SANA Metropolitan? Well, it's…complicated. Yes, it's luxurious. Absolutely. Think plush carpets you want to roll around in (almost did... judging gaze from housekeeping, though), and a lobby that smells like a damn expensive floral shop. BUT…
Let me tell you a story, because I am not a robot spouting facts. I went there, right? Arrived after an absolutely INSANE flight – turbulence that made me question my life choices. Needed pampering. Needed it BAD.
So, first impressions? Spot on. Helpful staff, champagne (yes!), and a view of Lisbon that almost made me forget the terror I'd just endured. Then came the room… Now, here's a bit of a confession. I’m terrible at unpacking. Utterly hopeless. My suitcase explodes like a glitter bomb the second I open it. Anyway, I start rummaging, trying to find my favorite pajamas, and BAM! I kick something. A crystal vase. Dramatic gasp. Thankfully, nothing broke. But the point is, the sheer FANCINESS of the room… It can be intimidating! I spent the first hour terrified I’d touch the wrong thing and get charged for it. And I definitely felt a bit like a bull in a china shop.
So, worth it? Depends what you *need*. If you need a perfectly polished, utterly flawless experience, you might be right at home. But me? I like a little grit, a little chaos. But yes, deep down, I LOVED it. The spa was heaven. The food… oh god, the food.
Let's talk location. Is it actually *convenient* and not just pretending to be? I'm a walker, not a driver.
Okay, location, location, LOCATION! This is key for any Lisbon adventure. The SANA Metropolitan? Not smack-dab in the heart of the chaos, which, depending on your mood, is either a *huge* plus or a minor inconvenience.
It's in the heart of the modern business-y area. Which means… it's walkable, yes, but not *immediately* into the Fado-drenched alleys of Alfama. You'll be doing some walking. Think a brisk 20-30 minute walk to the Baixa-Chiado area. But! The metro is right there, practically *underneath* the hotel. And the metro in Lisbon is amazing. Clean, efficient, and a breeze to navigate. Especially after a few glasses of Vino Verde.
So, convenient? *Mostly*. Perfect? No. But the trade-off for the quiet and the not-quite-tourist-swamped atmosphere? Totally worth it, if you ask me. Also, cabs/Ubers are readily available. And look, let's be honest, sometimes a little bit of peace and quiet is a *very good thing* after a day of navigating those hills. My legs sometimes complain.
The spa... I hear whispers of a "hidden oasis". Is it really as ethereal as the brochure claims? Any hidden costs to be aware of?
The spa… Oh, sweet baby Buddha of relaxation. Let me tell you. The brochure? Slightly underplays the magic. Okay, maybe *slightly*. It's dark, it’s hushed, it smells like expensive essential oils. And after that hellish flight which I DO NOT want to talk about, it was… well it was like being wrapped in a warm, fluffy cloud.
I booked a massage. Excellent decision. The therapist… I don’t remember her name, because I was pretty much comatose from bliss. But she knew her stuff! Got rid of all the tension I'd been carrying around since, oh, about 1998.
Hidden costs? Well, there’s the obvious – treatments aren’t cheap. But, the hotel also has great deals, so look out for those. And watch out for those temptation. You’ll want to buy all the bath products. I almost maxed out my credit card. Seriously. But yeah, that "hidden oasis"? It’s real. Go. Just go. Your stressed-out soul will thank you. And take more than one massage! One just wasn't enough.
Okay, the food. Lisbon is a foodie paradise. Does the hotel's restaurant live up to the city's reputation? I'm a tough critic!
Food! God, the food. Okay, I'm not a Michelin-starred critic, but I know what I like. And I liked the food at the SANA Metropolitan. ALOT. Especially after the previously mentioned flight. The restaurant… Well, it's elegant. Quiet. Possibly a little *too* quiet at times for my chaotic preferences. But the food? Oh, the food.
I had the cod. Bacalao, they call it. Perfectly cooked. Crispy skin, melt-in-your-mouth flesh. I also had the… okay, I'm not going to lie, I don't remember everything I ate. All that relaxation and champagne. But I do remember the bread. The bread! Warm, crusty, and I ate about six rolls. Don't judge me.
The breakfast buffet was a *spectacle.* Honestly. A total guilty pleasure. Everything from fresh fruit to pastries to… well, pretty much everything. I might have overindulged. Possibly. Definitely. Don't expect anything groundbreakingly *weird* or avant-garde. But the quality is top-notch. And it’s worth the price tag. (Though I am a sucker for a good pastry. Seriously.)
Any quirky observations or unexpected downsides? Stuff the brochure conveniently leaves out?
Alright, the stuff the brochure conveniently *forgets* to mention? Let's get real. Firstly, the elevator. It's *slow*. I mean, really slow. I started taking the stairs after a while. Good for the glutes, I guess. And, let's face it, the stairs are a lot faster, especially if you need to rush. And remember that time I needed the loo? You get my drift.
The rooms are gorgeous. BUT! Can I just say, I'm a light sleeper. And the air conditioning unit? It made a noise like a dying whale. A very, very loud dying whale. I had to call down to reception (more on that later), who promptly sent someone up to “fix” it. It didn't work and I nearly exploded.
And the staff. Mostly lovely. But sometimes… a little too eager to please. At breakfast, I felt like I couldn't even *look* at the pastry section without a waiter practically pouncing on me with a suggestion. (Which… was exactly the same type of danish I was about to consume. Sigh.)
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